jerome bowles (said the gentleman called swiddler) was to be hanged on friday, the ninth of november, at five o’clock in the afternoon. this was to occur at the town of flatbroke, where he was then in prison. jerome was my friend, and naturally i differed with the jury that had convicted him as to the degree of guilt implied by the conceded fact that he had shot an indian without direct provocation. ever since his trial i had been endeavoring to influence the governor of the state to grant a pardon; but public sentiment was against me, a fact which i attributed partly to the innate pigheadness of the people, and partly to the recent establishment of churches and schools which had corrupted the primitive notions of a frontier community. but i labored hard and unremittingly by all manner of direct and indirect means during the whole period in which jerome lay under sentence of death; and on the very morning of the day set for the execution, the governor sent for me, and saying “he did not purpose being worried by my importunities all winter,” handed me the document which he had so often refused.

armed with the precious paper, i flew to the telegraph office to send a dispatch to the sheriff at flatbroke. i found the operator locking the door of the office and putting up the shutters. i pleaded in vain; he said he was going to see the hanging, and really had no time to send my message. i must explain that flatbroke was fifteen miles away; i was then at swan creek, the state capital.

the operator being inexorable, i ran to the railroad station to see how soon there would be a train for flatbroke. the station man, with cool and polite malice, informed me that all the employees of the road had been given a holiday to see jerome bowles hanged, and had already gone by an early train; that there would be no other train till the next day.

i was now furious, but the station man quietly turned me out, locking the gates. dashing to the nearest livery stable, i ordered a horse. why prolong the record of my disappointment? not a horse could i get in that town; all had been engaged weeks before to take people to the hanging. so everybody said, at least, though i now know there was a rascally conspiracy to defeat the ends of mercy, for the story of the pardon had got abroad.

it was now ten o’clock. i had only seven hours in which to do my fifteen miles afoot; but i was an excellent walker and thoroughly angry; there was no doubt of my ability to make the distance, with an hour to spare. the railway offered the best chance; it ran straight as a string across a level, treeless prairie, whereas the highway made a wide detour by way of another town.

i took to the track like a modoc on the war path. before i had gone a half-mile i was overtaken by “that jim peasley,” as he was called in swan creek, an incurable practical joker, loved and shunned by all who knew him. he asked me as he came up if i were “going to the show.” thinking it was best to dissemble, i told him i was, but said nothing of my intention to stop the performance; i thought it would be a lesson to that jim to let him walk fifteen miles for nothing, for it was clear that he was going, too. still, i wished he would go on ahead or drop behind. but he could not very well do the former, and would not do the latter; so we trudged on together. it was a cloudy day and very sultry for that time of the year. the railway stretched away before us, between its double row of telegraph poles, in rigid sameness, terminating in a point at the horizon. on either hand the disheartening monotony of the prairie was unbroken.

i thought little of these things, however, for my mental exaltation was proof against the depressing influence of the scene. i was about to save the life of my friend — to restore a crack shot to society. indeed i scarcely thought of that jim, whose heels were grinding the hard gravel close behind me, except when he saw fit occasionally to propound the sententious, and i thought derisive, query, “tired?” of course i was, but i would have died rather than confess it.

we had gone in this way, about half the distance, probably, in much less than half the seven hours, and i was getting my second wind, when that jim again broke the silence.

“used to bounce in a circus, didn’t you?”

this was quite true! in a season of pecuniary depression i had once put my legs into my stomach — had turned my athletic accomplishments to financial advantage. it was not a pleasant topic, and i said nothing. that jim persisted.

“wouldn’t like to do a feller a somersault now, eh?”

the mocking tongue of this jeer was intolerable; the fellow evidently considered me “done up,” so taking a short run i clapped my hands to my thighs and executed as pretty a flip-flap as ever was made without a springboard! at the moment i came erect with my head still spinning, i felt that jim crowd past me, giving me a twirl that almost sent me off the track. a moment later he had dashed ahead at a tremendous pace, laughing derisively over his shoulder as if he had done a remarkably clever thing to gain the lead.

i was on the heels of him in less than ten minutes, though i must confess the fellow could walk amazingly. in half an hour i had run past him, and at the end of the hour, such was my slashing gait, he was a mere black dot in my rear, and appeared to be sitting on one of the rails, thoroughly used up.

relieved of mr. peasley, i naturally began thinking of my poor friend in the flatbroke jail, and it occurred to me that something might happen to hasten the execution. i knew the feeling of the country against him, and that many would be there from a distance who would naturally wish to get home before nightfall. nor could i help admitting to myself that five o’clock was an unreasonably late hour for a hanging. tortured with these fears, i unconsciously increased my pace with every step, until it was almost a run. i stripped off my coat and flung it away, opened my collar, and unbuttoned my waistcoat. and at last, puffing and steaming like a locomotive engine, i burst into a thin crowd of idlers on the outskirts of the town, and flourished the pardon crazily above my head, yelling, “cut him down! — cut him down!”

then, as every one stared in blank amazement and nobody said anything, i found time to look about me, marveling at the oddly familiar appearance of the town. as i looked, the houses, streets, and everything seemed to undergo a sudden and mysterious transposition with reference to the points of the compass, as if swinging round on a pivot; and like one awakened from a dream i found myself among accustomed scenes. to be plain about it, i was back again in swan creek, as right as a trivet!

it was all the work of that jim peasley. the designing rascal had provoked me to throw a confusing somersault, then bumped against me, turning me half round, and started on the back track, thereby inciting me to hook it in the same direction. the cloudy day, the two lines of telegraph poles, one on each side of the track, the entire sameness of the landscape to the right and left — these had all conspired to prevent my observing that i had put about.

when the excursion train returned from flatbroke that evening the passengers were told a little story at my expense. it was just what they needed to cheer them up a bit after what they had seen; for that flip-flap of mine had broken the neck of jerome bowles seven miles away!