holly hall--eileen's first place--was in the english midlands, towards the north: a sombre stone house looking down on a small manufacturing town, whose very grass seemed dingied with coal-dust. "a dromedary town," eileen dubbed it; for it consisted of a long level with two humps, standing in a bleak desert. on one of the humps she found herself perched. below--between the humps--lay the town proper, with its savour of grime and gain. the black hole was eileen's name for this quarter; and indeed you might leave your hump, bathed in sunlight, dusty but still sunlight, and as you came down the old wagon-road you would plunge deeper and deeper into the yellowish fog which the poor townspeople mistook for daylight. the streets of the black hole bristled with public-houses, banks, factories, and dissenting chapels. the population was given over to dogs and football, and medical men abounded. arches, blank walls, and hoardings were flamboyant with ugly stage-beauties, melodramatic tableaux, and the advertisements of tailors. after the irish glens and the convent garden the black hole was not exhilarating.

mr. maper, the proprietor of holly hall, was a mill-owner, a big-boned, kindly man, who derived his catholicism from an irish mother, and had therefore been pleased to find an irish girl among the candidates for the post of companion to his wife.

as he drove her from the station up the steep old wagon-road he explained the situation, in more than one sense. eileen's girlish intuition helped his lame sentences over the stiles. briefly, she was to polish the quondam mill-hand, whom he had married when he, too, was a factory operative, but who had not been able to rise with him. he was an alderman and a j.p. that made things difficult enough. but how if he became mayor? an alderman has no necessary feminine, not even alderwoman, but mayor makes mayoress. and a mayoress is not safe from the visits of royalty itself. of course the mayoress was not to suspect she was being refined; "made a lady mayoress," as eileen put it to herself.

she entered with a light heart upon a task she soon found heavy. for the mistress of holly hall had no sense of imperfections. she was a tall and still good-looking person, and this added to her fatal complacency. eileen saw that she imagined god made the woman and money the lady, and that between a female in a paris bonnet and a female in a head-shawl there was a natural gap as between a crested cockatoo and a hedge-sparrow. mrs. maper indeed suffered badly from swelled self, for it had subconsciously expanded with its surroundings. the wide rooms of the hall were her spacious skirts, bedecked with the long glitter of the glass-houses; her head reached the roof and wore the weathercock as a feather in her bonnet. all those whirring engines in the misty valley below were her demon-slaves, and the chimneys puffed up incense at her. when she drove out, her life-blood coursed pleasurably through the ramping, glossy horses.

mrs. maper, in short, saw herself an empress. it was simply impossible for her to realise that there were eyes which could still see the head-shawl, not the crown. her one touch of dignity was grotesque--it consisted of extending her arm like a stiff sceptre, in moments of emphasis, and literally pointing her remarks with her forefinger. sometimes she pointed to the ceiling, sometimes to the carpet, sometimes to the walls. this digital punctuation appeared to be not only superfluous but irrelevant, for heaven might be invoked from the floor.

with this bejewelled lady eileen passed her days either on the hump, or in the black hole, or in the environs, and but for her sense of humour and her power of leading a second life above or below her first, her tenure of the post would have been short. the most delicate repetitions of mispronounced words, the subtlest substitution of society phrases for factory idioms, fell blunted against an impenetrable ignorance and self-sufficiency. short of dropping the pose of companion and boldly rapping a pupil on the knuckles, there seemed to her no way of modifying her mistress. "who can refine what fortune has gilded?" she asked herself in humorous despair. the appearance of mr. maper at dinner brought little relief. it was a strange meal in the lordly dining room--three covers laid at one end of the long mahogany table, under the painted stare of somebody else's ancestors. eileen's girlish enjoyment of the prodigal fare was spoiled by her furtive watch on the hostess's fork. nor did the alderman contribute ease, for he was on pins lest the governess should reveal her true mission, and on needles lest his wife should reveal her true depths. likewise he worried eileen to drink his choicest wines. vintages that she felt her father would have poised on his tongue in mystic clucking ecstasy stood untasted in a regiment of little glasses at her elbow.

she repaid them, however, by adroit educational remarks.

"how stupid of me again!" she said once. "i held out my hock glass for the champagne! do tell me again which is which, dear mrs. maper."

"i suppose you never had a drink of champagne in your life afore you come here," said mrs. maper, beamingly. and she indicated the port glass.

"no, no, lucy, don't play pranks on a stranger," her husband put in tactfully. "it's this glass, miss o'keeffe."

"oh, thank you!" eileen gushed. "and this is what? sherry?"

"no, port," replied mr. maper, scarcely able to repress a wink.

"you'll have to tell me again to-morrow night," said eileen, enjoying her own comedy powers. "my poor father tried to teach me the difference between bird's-eye and shag, but i could never remember."

"ah, bob's the boy for teaching you that," guffawed the mill owner. "i stick to half-crown cigars myself." his wife shot him a dignified rebuke, as though he were forgetting his station in undue familiarity.

afterwards eileen wondered who bob was, but at the moment she could think of nothing but the farcical complications arising from the idea of mrs. maper's providing mr. maper with a male companion secretly to improve _his_ manners. of course the _two_ companions would fall in love with each other.

after dinner things usually woke up a little, for eileen was made to play and even sing from the scores of "madame angot" and other recent comic operas--a form of music that had not hitherto come her way, though it was the only form the music-racks held to feed the grand piano with. not till the worthy couple had retired, could she permit herself her old irish airs, or the sonatas and sacred pieces of the convent.