the deacon's culinary operations bring him lots of trouble.

the deacon reached the corn-crib again be fore daylight, and found si and shorty fast asleep. this relieved him much, for he had been disturbed with apprehensions of what might happen them while he was gone. though he was more tired, it seemed to him, than he had ever been before in all his life, yet he nerved himself up to clean and cook one of the chickens, so as to give si a delightful surprise when he awoke.

the deacon had grown so wise in the army ways that his first problem was how to hide the remaining four fowls until he should need them.

"i'd simply be mobbed," he communed with him self, "if daylight should come, and show me with four chickens in my possession. the whole army o' the cumberland 'd jump me as one man, and i'd be lucky if i got away with my life. mebbe even the general himself 'd send a regiment down to take the things away from me. but what kin i do with 'em? if i hang 'em up inside the corn-crib they'll spile. the weather is cold enough to keep 'em outside, but i'd need a burglar-proof safe to hold on to 'em. it's just awful that morals are so bad in the army, and that men will take things that don't belong to 'em."

he stopped short, for there arose the disturbing thought as to just how he himself had come into possession of the birds, and he murmured:

"'tain't in me to blame 'em. what is 't the bible says about 'let him who is without sin cast the first stone?' certainly i'm not the man to be heavin' dornicks just now."

mindful of past experiences, he took the fowls in one hand, when he went down to the branch with a camp-kettle to get water. he washed his face and hands in the cold water, which revived him, and returning, built a fire and hung the kettle over it, while he carefully picked and cleaned one of the chickens for cooking. then he plucked and cleaned the others, and burned the feathers and entrails in the fire.

"chicken feathers 's mighty tell-tale things," he said to himself. "i once knowed a man that was finally landed in the penitentiary because he didn't look out for chicken feathers. he'd bin stealin' hosses, and was hidin' with them in the big swamp, where nobody would 've suspicioned he was, if he hadn't stole chickens from the neighborhood to live on, and left their feathers layin' around careless like, and some boys, who thought the foxes was killin' the chickens, followed up the trail and run onto him."

then a bright idea occurred to him. he had a piece of board, which he laid on the stones that formed the foundation of one end of the crib, immediately under the flooring, and on this shelf he laid the other chickens.

"i remember that wash jenkins that we arrested for counterfeitin' had hid his pile o' pewter dollars in the underpinnin' of his cabin, and we'd never found any stuff to convict him, except by the merest accident. we hunted all through his cabin, below and in the loft, pulled the clapboards off, and dug up every likely place in the yard, and just about as we wuz givin' the whole thing up, somebody pulled a board out o' the underpinnin' to lay in the bed o' his wagon, and the bogus dollars run out. wash made shoes for the state down at jeffersonville for some years on account of that man wantin' a piece o' board for his wagon-bed."

but the astute deacon had overlooked one thing in his calculations. the crisp morning air was filled with the pungent smell of burning feathers and flesh, and the fragrance of stewing chicken. it reached hungry men in every direction, made their mouths water and their minds wonder where it could come from.

first came a famished dog, sniffing and nosing around. his appearance filled the deacon with alarm. here was danger to his hidden stock that he had not thought of. he took his resolution at once. decoying the cur near him he fastened a sinewy hand upon his neck, cut his throat with his jack-knife, and dragged the carcass some distance away from the corn-crib.

"i'll git a mattock and shovel and bury it after awhile," he murmured to himself, as he returned and washed his hands. "he's settled for good, any way. he won't be snoopin' around steal in' my chickens. i hope there hain't no more measly hounds around. should've thought they wuz all starved out long ago. my! but that chicken does smell so nice. how si and shorty will enjoy it. it'll build 'em right up. i'd like awfully to take some of it myself, but they'll need every drop, poor fellows."

he got a spoon, and tested some of the broth appreciatively.

"mother'd done much better, at home in her own kitchen, or anywhere you could've put her, than me with my clumsy ways," he continued, "but she never cooked anything that'll taste better to them boys."

a negro cook appeared, with a tin cup in his hand.

"afo' de lawd, boss, is hit you dat's cookin' dat chicking? i done smelled hit more'n a miled away, and hab been huntin' foh hit all ober camp. say, boss, foh de lawd's sake, jist gib me a little teenty, weenty sup in dis heah tin cup for my boss. he's an ossifer, an' is layin' in de ossifer's horsepitol ober dar. hit'll do him a powerful sight ob good."

"awful sorry, my friend," said the deacon, hardening his heart, "but i haven't a bit to spare. hain't got as much as i need for my own son and his partner. i couldn't spare a mouthful for the general o' the army even. let your colonel or major sendout men to git chickens for himself."

"my boss'll be powehful disappunted," said the negro, with his big, white eyes full of tears. "he's powehful weak, foh sartin. a leetle sup ob broth'd do him an everlastin' world ob good. he ain't no kunnel or majah. he's only a cappen cappen mcgillicuddy, ob the 200th injianny."

"capt. mcgillicuddy, o' the 200th injianny," said the deacon, much moved. "you bay you're capt. mcgillicuddy's man?"

"yes, boss."

"and he's layin' very low over in a tent there?"

"yes, boss. got shot in de thigh in de battle, an' den had de feber. he's de very best man in de world, and i'd do ennyt'ing to help him. he's jest starvin' to def. i can't git nuffin' dat'll lay on his stummick, and stick to his ribs. i've done ransacked de hull camp and de country clean up to jineral bragg's headquartehs. de tings dat i couldn't git wuz eider chained down, or had a man wid a gun ober dem. foh gawd's sake, boss, jist gib me a half a cupful for him."

"there's no man in the world i'd rather help than capt. mcgillicuddy," said the deacon. "he's bin a mighty good friend to my son. i know that si and shorty'd divide their last crumb with him. look here, sambo, if i give you a cupful o' this broth and a piece o' the meat, will you git down on your knees and swear you'll take every bit straight to him, and not take even a smidjin of it for your self?"

"de lawd be praised and magnified foreber, but i will," said the negro, dropping on his knees and holding up his hand. "swar me on a pile o' bibles big as a haystack. i'd radder go to hell on my knees backward dan tech de fust drap ob dat. i's too anxious to hab cappen mcgillicuddy git well, so i is. what'd become ob dis pore niggeh if he should die? no, indeedy. hope i'll drap dead in my tracks if i taste de least wee morssel."

"i'm goin' to trust you," said the deacon, stirring up the savory mess, ladling out a generous cupful, adding a drumstick, and covering the cup with a piece of paper. "now, carry it carefully. every drop's worth its weight in gold."

the deacon looked a little regretful at the shrinking of the contents of the kettle, made by taking out the cupful, and said:

"mebbe i oughtn't 've done it. the boys need every spoonful. but if it'd bin themselves, i know they'd have given their captain more'n i did. he is twice blessed that giveth, and probably they'll git more somehow on account o' what i've given away. but i mustn't give any more."

"say, mister," said a very feeble voice at his elbow, "can't you give me a cupful o' that? it smells so good. it smells like home. i smelled it away over there in the tent, and it seemed to me that if i could get some of it i'd certainly get well, though they all say they think there's no hope for me. i crawled out of the tent and come while the nurse was asleep and wasn't watching. they won't let me get upon my feet when they're watching me, but i fooled them this time."

as he spoke, he sank down from sheer exhaustion, but still held out his cup imploringly, while an in tense longing filled his great, blue eyes.

the deacon looked pityingly at him. his wan face was fair and delicate as a girl's, and even be fore disease had wasted him he had been very tall and slender. now his uniform flapped around his shrunken body and limbs.

the deacon could not stand the appeal of those great, plaintive eyes and that wasted form.

"the lord blesses the giver," he said, taking the cup from the thin hand, and proceeding to fill it from the kettle. "it may be that my own son will have the more from what i give this poor sick boy. it may be bread cast upon the waters. at any rate, i'm goin' to take the chances. there's still enough left for one meal for si and shorty, and i've four chickens left. after that the lord'll provide. i'll do this in his name, and i'll trust him. there, my boy, let the cup set on the ground till it cools, and then drink it, and here's a piece o' bread to go with it."

the boy could scarcely wait for the cooling, and his swimming eyes expressed a gratitude that no words could convey.

"here, pardner, i'll take a cupful o' that 'ere, too," said a frazzled and frowsy teamster, shambling up through the half-light of the dawn. "i smelled it, and follered my nose till it brung me here. my, but it smells good! jest fill my cup, and i'll do as much for you some time when you're hungry."

"go away, groundhog," said the deacon, recognizing him. "i've only got a little here for si and shorty. i hain't a spoonful left for myself, and none to give away. go and get your own chickens, and bile 'em yourself."

"can't have any, eh?" said groundhog, swagger ing up. "we'll see about that, old man. i watched you givin' away to that nigger, and this little dead-beat here, but you hain't none to give me, who is doin' hard work for the army, and helpin' keep 'em from starvin'. if you've got enough for that nigger and that whinin' boy you've got enough for me, and i'm goin' to have it, for i need it."

"you're not goin' to have a dumbed spoonful, groundhog. go away. i hain't enough for si and shorty, i tell you. go away."

"and i tell you i need it more'n they do, for i'm workin' for the whole army, while they're layin' around, makin' out they're sick. you give me a cupful o' that and i'll go away and make no trouble.

"if you don't i'll kick the whole kettle over. an old fool citizen like you 's got no business in camp, any way, and no right to be havin' things that ought to go to the laborin' men."

and he raised his foot threateningly.

the deacon laid down the spoon with which he had been stirring the broth, and doubling up his mighty fist, placed himself between groundhog and the kettle, and said:

'if you don't skip out o' here this minute i'll bust your head as i would a punkin.' 264

"groundhog, i'm an old man, and always have bin a man o' peace. i don't believe in no kind o' fightin', nor molestin' no one. i belong to church, and 've always tried to lead a christian life. but if you don't skip out o' here this minute, i'll bust your head as i would a punkin."

groundhog retreated a few steps, but still kept up a show of determination.

"what are you foolin' with the ole hayseed for?" said another teamster, coming up behind groundhog. "slap the old hawbuck over, snatch up the kittle and run with it. i'll do it if you don't."

"go for 'em, deacon; i'm with you. we kin lick both of 'em," shouted shorty, who had been awakened by the noise of the dispute, and came tottering out, trying to raise a stick of wood for a club.

at that moment a rebel cannon roared on lookout mountain, just over them, and the wicked screech of a shell cleft the air. both of the team sters dropped on the ground in a paralysis of fear.

"the rebels 've got a new battery planted on the mountain," said shorty, turning to study the smoke that drifted away, in order to get its location.

"the shell struck right over there, and hain't bursted yet," said the sick boy, looking up from sipping his broth, and pointing to a spot a short distance away. "i can hear the hissing of the fuse."

the teamsters sprang up like jacks-in-the-box, and ran with all the power of their legs. by the time the explosion came they were hundreds of yards away.

a column of dirt and stones was thrown up, of which a little sprinkle reached the fire. thousands of voices yelled derisively at the rebel gunner.

"they're shootin' wuss and wuss every day," remarked shorty, after judicially considering the shot and making comparison with its predecessors. "they'll git so after awhile that they can't hit the tennessee valley."

"shorty," said the deacon, "take this revolver and watch that kittle while i wash si's face, and git him ready for his breakfast. if you let anybody git away with it you lose your breakfast. if i ever go into restaurantin' for a bizniss, i'm goin' to find a quieter neighborhood than chattanoogy. i ain't exactly grumblin', so to speak, but there's enough excitement before breakfast every mornin' to last me a full year."