there were, at this period of their lives, no two more frivolous and pleasure-loving young women in england than bridgit herbert and ishbel jones. the one, married three months after she had left the schoolroom, the other rescued suddenly from a ruined castle where food was often scanty and a travelling bog the only excitement, both had thrown themselves into the complex pleasures of society with such ardor and industry that neither had yet found time to discover they were clever women and their husbands two of the dullest men in england.

mr. james william jones (alluded to as “jimmy” to please the enchanting ishbel, although men let him alone as much as they decently could, unless greedy for tips of the stock market, or the salary of a director on one of his boards) was as generous with money as behoved a newcomer with a beautiful young wife, and a passion for entertaining the british peerage. he might be a bore and a bounder, but he knew what he wanted and he knew how to get it. at forty he was a millionnaire, and, resting on his labors (for britons, unlike americans, know when they have enough), became aware that outside of the city he was a nobody. simultaneously he lifted his gaze to that stellar world known as society. he read of it, he stared at it from afar—a park chair (for which he paid two pence), an opera stall for which he paid a guinea—and blinked in its radiance. he was first wistful, then angry, then determined. he had many golden keys, but was not long in learning that none would open the door guarding the golden stair. he was an ugly rather flat-featured welshman, with eyes like black beads and the manners of his native village; he met gentlemen every day in the city, and, being a man of facts, knew himself exactly for what he was. nevertheless, he would win society as he had won fortune, and (with no keen relish) admitted that for the first time in his life he must stoop to ask the aid of woman. in other words, he must get him a wife, and she must be a lady of high degree. by this time his conclusions were rapid. being a city millionaire, without youth, looks, or manners, he would have to buy his wife. ergo, she must be poor.

he immediately embarked upon a study of the british peerage, and with the thoroughness and capacity for detail which play so great a part in the equipment of the self-made, he had within a week a list of impoverished peers long enough to reach to france.

but how was he to meet any of them? he was a solitary man, having had no time to make friends, and, proud in his way, risked no rebuffs from those suave well-groomed beings who honored the city for its base returns. he had not even a poor peer on one of his boards, having, in the old days, regarded them as useless and dangerous.

it was at this point that luck (also an ally of the self-made) came at his call. he was plodding through a society paper when his eye was caught by an editorial paragraph, mysteriously worded. he read it several times, grasped its meaning, and, the hour being propitious, went at once to the editorial offices of the mart, in bond street. ushered into the presence of the widowed and impoverished lady of some quality who edited the sheet, he asked her bluntly, holding out the paragraph, if “this meant that she introduced people into society for a consideration.” she colored a dusky crimson at this coarse adaptation of her delicate literary style, but they were not long coming to an understanding, nevertheless. she agreed with him that his only hope was in a wife of the right sort, and asked him to call again a week later. when he returned, she had his record as well as his remedy. with the calm and brazen assurance of which only the well-born thrown on their uppers are capable, she demanded a thousand pounds for her letter of introduction, and another thousand if the wedding came off. he had always despised women and now he laughed outright; nevertheless, when he discovered that the letter was to a poor proud irish peer, connected with several of the most notable families in england, and the melancholy possessor of fourteen beautiful daughters, ranging from thirty-five years of age to sixteen, he signed the check and the agreement.

the desperate irish landlord, duly advised from london, received him with true celtic hospitality, and practically bade him take his choice. as lady ishbel was the family’s flower, jones made up his mind cautiously and promptly, asking for her hand on his third visit. his leaking unventilated quarters in the village inn, and the harsh food of the peer (like many self-made men he was on a diet) had somewhat to do with his rapidity of decision.

ishbel wept sadly when she received the paternal decree, for she was young and romantic, and her suitor was neither. but not only had she been taught from infancy that marriage was the one escape from bogs and potatoes, and, like her sisters, had lived on the forlorn hope of being invited to london by more fortunate relatives, but she had one of the sweetest and kindest natures in the world; and when her mother wept, and her father told her that mr. jones, moved to his depths at the straits of a member of even the irish peerage, had intimated that he would make him a director of one of his companies, with a salary which would insure him against hunger, and patch up his castle, and when her older sisters urged that she might sacrifice her feelings in order to marry them off in turn, she dried her beautiful eyes, and consented.

mr. jones returned at once to london to prepare for his bride, and, again with the help of the lady of the bureau, bought him a furnished house in park lane. this fact, his many virtues, and his approaching marriage to the “greatest beauty in ireland” (the lady of the bureau by this time felt something like gratitude to her victim and resolved to give him a handsome return for his checks) were duly chronicled in the mart. the marriage took place at the beginning of the season, and ishbel’s many relatives received her affectionately and launched her at once, swallowing mr. jones without a grimace. thanks to nature, her husband’s millions, and the friendly mart, she became a “beauty” in her first season, and was so intoxicated with the many and delectable dishes offered her starved young palate, that she tolerated and almost forgot her husband. he, in turn, took little interest in her, save as a means to an end. he had bought her as he had bought women before, and, being a plain matter-of-fact person, thought one sort about as good as another. however, he gave her an immense income, and, satisfying himself that she was honest and virtuous, in spite of her irresistible coquetry, left her to her own devices.

she had little education, and no accomplishments, but she studied for an hour and a half every morning with the best masters to be found, and her natural wit and charm, added to her rich irish beauty, and the sweetness of her disposition, endeared her even to disappointed mothers, and won her something more than popularity in the young married set. the woman with whom she soon drifted into the closest intimacy was, apparently, as unlike herself in all respects as possible.

bridgit marchamely, educated with her brothers, and highly accomplished, inherited a fortune from her mother, the only child of a liverpool shipbuilder, who had married the younger son of a duke. with a mind both subtle and powerful, this lady had ruled her husband during the twenty years of their happiness, brought up her children to think for themselves, and played with society when it suited her convenience. bridgit, the last of her four children, was the only girl, and with her fine upstanding figure, her flashing black eyes and spirited nostrils, looked as gallant a boy as any of her brothers when she rode astride to hounds in the privacy of her grandfather’s estate in yorkshire. in spite of what her tutors called her masculine brain, however, she was no traitor to her sex, and fell madly in love with a handsome guardsman in the first week of her first season. her father thought young herbert “rather an ass,” but failing to convince his daughter, gave his consent to the match; and she had since kept the young man luxuriously in south audley street. she, too, had grown up in the country, being brought to london for a few weeks of opera and concert once a year only, and, her youth getting the better of her fine brain for the nonce, she lived for society in the season and for shooting and hunting and visits to the continent the rest of the year. the fashionable life is the busiest on earth, while its glamor lasts, and with a husband of the old familiar greek god type (now exclusively english) as fond of the world’s pleasures as herself, and her baby where english babies so sensibly and generally are,—in the country the year round,—it is no wonder that she forgot her studies and aspirations and became a flaming comet in london society.

she was instantly attracted to ishbel, by the law of opposites she thought, but, as she learned in later years, by a deep-lying similarity of character and mind, at present unsuspected beneath the effervescence of their youth.

both of these young women were almost as fond of nigel herbert as of each other, and although he forbore to confide to them his ultimate purpose in regard to julia, were properly horrified at the “box that red-headed little nevis girl had got herself into,” and sympathetic with his state of mind. men seldom confide their infatuations to other men, but they often do to women, or, if they drop a hint, woman corkscrews the whole story out of them; and these two astute friends of his got nigel’s the day he asked them to call and “be nice to mrs. france.” they were still too young to approve of irregular love affairs, but with the optimism of their years were sure it could be arranged somehow, and called at once in tilney street.

mrs. winstone, delighted to add two young women, so much the fashion, to her set, cultivated them assiduously, confided to them the appalling ignorance of her niece, asked their assistance, and even took them shopping when julia began to show signs of rebellion and fatigue.

at first they were merely amused; then they found the little west indian pathetic, finally, like the captain (alas! but such is life, dropped forever from this veracious chronicle) and young herbert, began to revolve schemes for “saving her.”

meanwhile the tired but happy and still unprophetic julia was preparing for the ordeal of her first curtsy in buckingham palace.