he had not seen her again. it was now four days since she had sung to him. for her sake, in the hope of her returning, he had made himself the accomplice of mrs. sheenes plans. by looking languid he invited the terrors of her medicines. by restraining his appetite and allowing half his meals to be carried away untasted, he gave to his supposed illness a convincing appearance of reality. even mrs. sheerug, whose knowledge of boys was profound, was completely deceived by teddy. it had never occurred to her that there was a boy in the world who could resist good food when he was hungry.

“is your head aching? where is it that you don’t feel better?”

“it’s just all over.”

more physic would follow. he swallowed it gladly—was willing to swallow any quantities, if it were the purchase price of at length seeing vashti. every day gained was a respite to his hope, during which he could listen for her coming. perhaps her footstep in the passage would first warn him—or would it be her voice? he liked to think that any moment she might enter on tiptoe and lean across his pillow before he was aware. when in later years the deluge of love swept over him, destroying that it might recreate his world, he was astonished to find how faithfully it had been foreshadowed by this embryo passion of his childhood.

for three days mrs. sheerug had asked him where he ached most, and had invariably received the same answer, “it’s just all over.” her ingenuity in prescribing had been sorely tested: she had never had such an uncomplaining victim for her remedies. however unpleasantly she experimented, she could always be sure of his murmured thanks.

under his gentleness she began to allow her fondness to show itself. she held old-fashioned notions about children, believing that they were spoilt by too much affection. her kind heart was continually at war with her puritan standards of sternness; the twinkle in her eyes was always contradicting the harsh theories which her lips propounded. sitting by her easel in the quiet room, she would carry on gossiping monologues addressed to teddy. he gathered that in her opinion all men were born worthless; husbands were saved from the lowest depths of inferiority by the splendid women they married. all women were naturally splendid, and all bachelors so selfish as to be beneath contempt. she gave teddy to understand that women were the only really adult people in the world; they pretended that their men were grown up as a mother plays a nursery game with children. she quoted instances to teddy to prove her theories—indiscreet instances from her own experiences and the experiences of her friends.

“to hear me speak this way, you may wonder why i married, and why i married alonzo of all men. even i wondered that on the day i said yes to him, and i wondered it on the day i eloped with him, and i’ve not done wondering yet yes, little boy, you may look at me and wonder whether i’m telling the truth, but my father was lord mayor of london and i could once have married anybody. i was a very pretty girl—i didn’t know how pretty then; and i had a host of suitors. i could have been a rich lady to-day with a title—but i chose alonzo.”

“alonzo sounds a fine name,” said teddy. “did he ride on a horse and carry a sword in the lord mayor’s show?”

“ride on a horse!” mrs. sheerug laughed gently; she was remembering. “ride on a horse! no, he didn’t, teddy. you see, he was called sheerug as well as alonzo. the sheerug rather spoils the alonzo, doesn’t it?”

a strategy that failed

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“sheerug sounds kind and comfy,” murmured teddy, trying to make the best of a disappointment.

mrs. sheerug smiled at him gratefully. “yes, and just a little careless. i ran away with him because he was kind and comfy, and because he needed taking care of more than any man i ever met. he’s cost me more mothering than any child i ever——”

teddy’s hands were tangled together; his words fell over one another with excitement. “oh, tell me about the running. did they follow you? and was it from the lord mayor’s house that you ran? and did they nearly catch you?”

glancing above her spectacles disapprovingly, mrs. sheerug was recalled to the tender years of her audience. as though blaming the little boy for having listened, she said severely: “a silly old woman like myself says many things that you mustn’t remember, teddy.”

on the morning of the fourth day she arrived at a new diagnosis of his puzzling malady. he knew she had directly she entered: her gray hair was combed back from her forehead and was quite orderly; she had abandoned her plum-colored dressing-gown. she halted at the foot of the bed and surveyed him.

“you rather like me?”

“very much.”

“and you didn’t at first?”

he was too polite to acquiesce.

“and you don’t want to leave me?”

he looked confused. “not unless you want—— not until i’m well.”

a little gurgling laugh escaped her; it seemed to have been forced up under high pressure.

“you’ve been playing the old soldier, young man. took me in completely. but i’m a woman, and i always, always find out.”

she shook her finger at him and stood staring across the high wall that was the foot of the bed. as she stared she kept on nodding, like the wife of a mandarin who had picked up the habit from her husband. two fingers, spread apart, were pressed against the corners of her mouth to prevent it from widening to a smile.

“humph!” she gave a jab to a hairpin which helped to fasten the knob at the back of her head. “humph! i’ve been nicely had.” then to teddy: “we’ll get you well slowly. now i’m going to fetch your clothes and you’ve got to dress.”

clad as far as his shirt and knickerbockers, with a counterpane rolled about him, he was carried downstairs.

in the long dilapidated room that they entered the thin and the fat man were playing cards. they were too absorbed to notice that any one had entered.

“what d’you bet?” demanded the fat man.

“ten thousand,” mr. hughes answered promptly.

“i’ll see you and raise you ten thousand. what’ve you got?”

mr. hughes threw down three aces; the fat man exposed a full house. “you’re twenty thousand down, mr. ooze.”

“twenty thousand what?” asked mrs. sheerug contemptuously.

“pounds,” mr. hughes acknowledged sheepishly. “twenty thousand pounds, that’s wot i’ve lost—and it isn’t lunch time. ’urried into the world—that’s wot i was—that’s ’ow my bad luck started. you couldn’t h’expect nothing of a man ’oo was born in a ’ansom-cab.”

“you babies!” mrs. sheerug shifted her spectacles higher up her nose. “you know you never pay. it doesn’t matter whether you play for millions or farthings. why don’t you work?”

when they had left, she made teddy comfortable in a big armchair. before she went about her household duties, she bent down and whispered: “no one shall ever know that you pretended. i’m—i’m even glad of it. oh, we women, how we like to be loved by you useless men!”