the “cape doctor”—the capetown mine—mules, literature, and customs-officials.

it is pretty generally known that there is a “tablecloth” at capetown. its proper resting-place is table mountain. when the flat top of that celebrated hill is clear, (i write of the summer season), the thirty thousand inhabitants of capetown may go forth in comfort if they can stand the blazing sunshine, but as surely as that pure white cloud—the tablecloth—rests on the summit of table mountain, so surely does the gale known as the “south-easter” come down like a wolf on the fold.

the south-easter is a sneezer, and a frequent visitor at the cape in summer. where it comes from no one can tell: where it goes to is best known to itself: what it does in passing is painfully obvious to all. fresh from the antarctic seas it swoops down on the southern shores of africa, and sweeps over the land as if in search of a worthy foe. it apparently finds one in table mountain, which, being 3582 feet high, craggy and precipitous, meets the enemy with frowning front, and hurls him back discomfited—but not defeated.

rallying on the instant, the south-easter rushes up over its cloud-capped head and round its rugged sides, and down its dizzy slopes, and falls with a shriek of fiendish fury on the doomed city. oceans of sand and dust are caught up by it, whirled round as if in mad ecstasy, and dashed against the faces of the inhabitants—who tightly shut their mouths and eyes as they stoop to resist the onset. then the south-easter yells while it sweeps dust, small stones, twigs, leaves, and stray miscellanies, right over signal hill into the south atlantic.

this is bad enough, but it is a mere skirmish—only the advance guard of the enemy. supposing this attack to have been commenced in the morning, the remainder of the day is marked by a series of violent assaults with brief intervals of repose. in rapid succession the south-easter brings up its battalions and hurls them on the mountain. it leaps over the moat and ramparts of the “castle” with fury, roars down the cannons’ throats, shrieks out at the touch-holes, and lashes about the town right and left, assaulting and violating, for the south-easter respects neither person nor place. it rattles roofs and windows, and all but overturns steeples and chimneys; it well-nigh blows the shops inside out, and fills them with dust; it storms the barracks and maltreats the soldiers; it compels the shutting up of sun-umbrellas, or reverses and blows them to ribbons; it removes hats and bonnets by the score, and sweeps up small pebbles in its mad career, so that one feels as if being painfully pelted with buck-shot; it causes the shipping to strain fearfully at its cables, and churns the waters of table bay into a seething mass of snow and indigo.

all this time the sun shines intensely in a cloudless sky, and beautifies the “cloth” which floats on table mountain, undulating on its surface, or pouring over its edge like a niagara of wool, to be warmed into invisibility before tumbling half-way down the mighty precipice that backs the town.

although i have compared the south-easter to an enemy, he is in reality a friend. the inhabitants call him the “cape doctor,” because in the general clearance he sweeps away bad smells, the natural result of bad drainage.

but the south-easter was not blowing when i arrived at the ancient capital of south africa. the “cloth” was drawn; the crags of the mountain, the white buildings and green groves of the town and suburbs, were unsullied by mist or dust as we steamed into the bay, and the rugged outlines of the hills of the interior were distinctly visible through the warm haze.

the suburbs of the city are exceedingly beautiful, and here many of the principal inhabitants have built elegant mansions, to which they retire after the business of each day to escape the heat, dust, and smells of the town. a short line of railroad runs to these verdant spots at one side, while a tramway extends on the other. in another direction the railway runs by stellenbosch and the paarl to wellington and worcester.

it may surprise some people to be told that there is a mine—a rich and prolific mine—at capetown. nevertheless, such is undoubtedly the case.

this mine is more extensive and valuable than any of the diamond or gold mines of the orange river or the transvaal. indeed it is one of the most extensive mines in the world. it is, as already said, exceedingly prolific, and is marked by one grand peculiarity, namely, that among those who devote themselves to the working of it there are no disappointed or unsuccessful diggers. another peculiarity is, that very little capital is required to work it. the digger is not obliged to purchase “claims,” for it is almost if not altogether “free.”

the only capital that must be sunk in it is time, and of that even one hour a day will suffice to bring up vast stores of wealth from its unfathomable depths, while the labour bestowed tends to rest rather than to weary the body, at the same time that it enlarges the mind and invigorates the soul.

still another peculiarity of this mine is, that its products are various and innumerable. you must go to australia or to california for gold, to golconda or kimberley for diamonds, to mexico or spain for silver, to cornwall for copper, tin, and lead, and to sweden for iron; but in this mine you will find the various metals and gems in neighbouring “pockets” and nuggets, and seams and beds. here you may gather the golden opinions of the ancients in close proximity to those of the moderns. here you will find pearls of thought, sparkling gems of imagery, broad seams of satire, and silvery streams of sentiment, with wealth of wisdom and of wit. hard iron-fisted facts also, and funny mercurial fancies are to be found here in abundance, and there are tons of tin in the form of rubbish, which is usually left at a pit’s mouth, and brings little or no “tin” to those who brought it to light, while there are voluminous layers of literary lead, whose weight and dulness render the working of them tedious;—but this need not, and does not, dishearten the digger, for in all mines the poor and worthless material is ever in excess of that which is valuable, and miserable indeed must be the spirit of him who should refuse to manipulate the “dirt” because the large nuggets and gems are few and far between. throughout all the cuttings flow glittering brooks of knowledge, and also many crystal rivulets drawn from the pure waters of the river of life.

the mine of which i write is the public library of capetown.

and let it not be supposed that i exaggerate or over-estimate this mine. it unquestionably takes rank as one of the noted libraries of the world, and south africa has reason to be proud of, and grateful to, the men who, by their enlightened schemes and liberality, were the means of creating what is at once a mine and a monument to the cape.

but capetown boasts of many other institutions which are well worthy of notice. it is—and has been since its foundation by van riebeek in 1652—the seat of governments. (see note 1.) it is also the seat of the supreme court and of the university of the cape of good hope. it possesses a first-rate “south african museum,” two cathedrals, many churches, a castle, fort, barracks, and other buildings too numerous to mention. also a splendid breakwater, patent slip, and docks.

from the sublime to the ridiculous is well-known to be but a step. from mines of knowledge to matter-of-fact mules may seem a rather long step. if it is, the blame of my taking it must rest on the force of association. from the library you can walk in a few minutes to the docks, and docks has brought me to mules. i saw a ship-load of mules there, and it was a sight not to be forgotten.

have you ever seen a fair stand-up fight between men and mules? it is not easy to say which of the two combatants is the more mulish. i went one day to the docks and chanced to witness a conflict. they were discharging the mules—the men were—from the hold of the small vessel which had brought them over sea from south america. “victory or death” was undoubtedly the motto of each. of course man prevailed because of superior power,—not obstinacy.

many days, ay weeks, had these mules spent on the heaving deep; no doubt they had all been sea-sick, certainly they had been half killed, but when i went down into the hold of that ship, where there must have been at least fifty animals, the hundred ears of all of them lay quite flat, pinned to their necks as a desperate pirate might nail his colours to the mast, while deep unutterable hate and dogged resolution gleamed from every eye.

they were ranged along the sides of the ship in two rows. the rows had been full all the voyage, but when i saw them, half the animals had been got on shore, so that there was plenty of room for the remnant to career about and kick defiance at their human persecutors. what charmed me most was not the triumph of intelligence over brute force, but the application of brute force on both sides, with just sufficient mechanical addition on the part of the men to render their power irresistible.

when i entered the hold, the stench of which was almost overpowering, i could see nothing in the dim light, but i could hear the wild clattering of hoofs on wooden floors, the little shrieks of irrepressible fury, and the deep firmly uttered command—such as:—

“now, then, dick, look out!”

“grab ’im!”

“dig into ’im!”

“twist ’is tail!”

“that’s it!”

“hup!”

my eyes soon becoming accustomed to the dim light, i saw a trembling mule in the embrace of three men. it trembled with passion only. one had passed a stout sheet under it. next moment there was an order to “hoist away,” and the mule went past me, with rigid limbs, high into the air, whence it was lowered i could not see whither, and disappeared.

meanwhile the three men went viciously at another animal. they were unusually strong men, with immense chests, and brawny arms bared to the shoulders. they panted and perspired freely, and had been severely dishevelled by their recent struggles.

i saw the dim outline of a mule, in the dark recesses of the hold to which he had retired, crushing his companions against the bulk-heads of the ship. he evidently knew that his hour was come.

to this demon dick advanced with a short rope in his hand. the mule eyed him with a gleam of malice. its ears became, if possible, flatter. dick made a loop on the rope, and leaning over the breast-high barricade between him and his adversary made a cast after the manner of south americans, but the mule jerked his head aside, and the lasso missed him. while dick was preparing for another cast, tom came up behind him with a sly motion. the mule observed tom, let fly both heels with a tremendous crash on the barrier, and bolted to the other end of the ship. there harry met him with a stick, and turned him back whence he came.

again dick advanced, made a successful cast, and drew the noose tight. for a few moments a perfect shower of kicks was delivered at the barrier and on the sides of the ship, but the three men did not wait till the creature was exhausted: they had no time for that. two of them hauled the mule’s head by main force to the edge of the barrier, the third leaning far over caught its tail, and instantly drew it broadside on. it was still some distance from the spot under the hatchway where the band and tackle were to be attached. towards this tom and dick dragged the beast by the head, while harry assisted with the tail. no power on earth could have made that mule walk! with its ears back and all its legs planted stiffly forward, it was made to slide in the required direction by main force. the place of execution reached, dick jammed its head against the barrier, tom hauled its tail taut over the same and made fast. there was no intentional cruelty in their actions, but difficult work had to be quickly done, and they could not afford to be squeamish. obstinate violence had to be overcome by resolute vigour. the mule was now helplessly fixed, with its tongue hanging out and its eyes protruding. nevertheless, in that condition it continued, without ceasing, to struggle and try to kick, and flatten its ears. it was a magnificent exhibition of determination to resist to the very death!—a glorious quality when exercised in a good cause, thought i—my mind reverting to patriots and martyrs.

meanwhile harry had passed the broad band under the mule, drawn it over its back, and attached the big hook to it. the signal was given to the men who managed the tackle on deck, and the animal bounded into empty space.

it was at that moment i made the discovery that a mule’s spirit resides in its legs. its last act on earth, before leaving, was to deliver a concentrated double-kick at the barrier, but the instant it found itself in air its flattened ears sprung up with an air of horrified astonishment, and all its legs hung straight and rigid, the four hoofs coming together as if in abject supplication to any one, or anything, that could deliver. not the smallest effort did it make; not a trace of self-will did it display, while it shot upwards through the hatchway nearly to the yard-arm, whence it obtained its first bird’s-eye view of capetown docks. for one moment it hung, while it was being swung over the quay, whither it was lowered, and its feet once more came in contact with mother-earth. then, but not till then, did the disease of its limbs depart, and the spirit of its ears and heels return. with a bound it sprang into the air, but, before it had time to think, a human enemy caught its rope, and drew its head tight to an iron post. another such enemy cast off the broad band and tackle, and the creature was suddenly let go free. its final act was to flourish its heels in the air, and utter a squeal of rage as it trotted into the midst of a group of its kindred which had already been treated in the same way.

a spirited literary commencement—the publication of newspapers—under men of great ability and high principle, bade fair to inaugurate an era of progress that might have quickly led the colony to a far greater height of moral, mental, and, by consequence, physical prosperity than it has ever yet attained; but a long struggle for freedom of the press followed, and in 1828 this freedom was secured. the sparkling streams thus set free have flowed and waxed in volume ever since.

there is a custom-house at capetown. it is not because of being one of the noteworthy buildings of the port that i mention it, but because of its having been to me a personal nuisance on the occasion of my arrival in the colony. a fellow-passenger had informed me—whether rightly or wrongly i knew not and cared not—that watches, jewellery, and guns, were among the taxable articles. knowing that my portmanteau contained no such articles, except a brass watch-guard, i presented myself to the official with an air of conscious innocence. i had hoped that, like many such officials in france and elsewhere, he would have been content with an assurance that i had “nothing to declare” and the offer of my keys, but i was mistaken. this particular official was perhaps a “new broom.” it may be that he had caught some smugglers not long before, and the excitement had not yet worn off. at all events, instead of allowing me to pass he ordered me to open my portmanteau.

while i was engaged in doing so he opened my shoulder-bag and eyed its contents curiously. they were not numerous. he found nothing contraband, and appearing somewhat disappointed applied his nose to it.

“it has a queer smell,” he remarked.

as the bag had frequently done duty at picnics and been loaded with flasks and sandwiches, i was not surprised. besides, it occurred to me that no tax was levied on “queer smells,” though such a tax might have been, with advantage, levied on the town itself. it would certainly have produced an immense revenue. i smiled, however, in a pleasant manner and said nothing.

having shut the bag this official opened the portmanteau, and began to examine each article in a way that would have rendered it probable he might have finished sometime within the next twenty-four hours. he slowly turned over my shirts and flannels as if he expected to find mines of jewellery in the folds thereof. suddenly he came on the brass chain and his eye glittered, which was more than the chain did. it had to be re-deposited with a sigh. i began to grow despairing. presently he took up a book and opened it. was he going to refresh himself with a chapter? his turning over the leaves very slowly gave reason for the suspicion. or did the obtuse creature expect to find watches and gun-barrels between the leaves? at last he shut the book, and, laying it down, proceeded to exhume a morning coat.

at this point one of his superiors told him that that was enough, to my immense relief, and the too-conscientious official allowed me to re-pack and lock-up my property.

note 1. the parliament of the union of south africa meets at capetown, but pretoria is now the seat of the union government.