when night had fairly hung its sable curtains over the great city, mr blurt descended to the shop.

“now, mr aspel, i’ll relieve you. the lady you sent up, miss lillycrop, is, it seems, an old friend of my brother, and she insists on acting the part of nurse to-night. i am all the better pleased, because i have business to attend to at the other end of the town. we will therefore close the shop, and you can go home. by the way, have you a home?”

“o yes,” said aspel, with a laugh. “a poor enough one truly, off the strand.”

“indeed?—that reminds me: we always pay salaries in advance in this office. here is a sovereign to account of your first quarter. we can settle the amount afterwards.”

aspel accepted the coin with a not particularly good grace.

“now then, you had better—ha—excuse me—put up the shutters.”

instantly the youth pulled out the sovereign and laid it on the counter.

“no, sir,” he said firmly; “i am willing to aid you in your difficulties, but i am not willing to become a mere shop-boy—at least not while there is man’s work to be had.”

mr blurt looked perplexed. “what are we to do?” he asked.

“hire a little boy,” said aspel.

“but there are no little boys about,” he said, looking out into the street, where the wind was sending clouds of dust and bits of straw and paper into the air. “i would do it myself, but have not time; i’m late as it is. ah! i have it—mrs murridge!”

calling the faithful domestic, he asked if she knew how to put up the shutters, and would do it. she was quite willing, and set about it at once, while mr blurt nodded good-night, and went away.

with very uncomfortable feelings george aspel stood in the shop, his tall figure drawn up, his arms crossed on his broad breast, and his finely formed head bent slightly down as he sternly watched the operation.

mrs murridge was a resolute woman. she put up most of the shutters promptly in spite of the high wind, but just as she was fixing the last of them a blast caught it and almost swept it from her grasp. for two seconds there was a tough struggle between boreas and the old woman. gallantry forbade further inaction. aspel rushed out just in time to catch mrs murridge and the shutter in his strong arms as they were about to be swept into the kennel. he could do no more, however, than hold them there, the wind being too much even for him. while in this extremity he received timely aid from some one, whom the indistinct light revealed as a broad-shouldered little fellow in a grey uniform. with his assistance the shutter was affixed and secured.

“thank you, friend, whoever you are,” said aspel heartily, as he turned and followed the panting mrs murridge.

but the “friend,” instead of replying, seized aspel by the arm and walked with him into the shop.

“george aspel!” he said.

george looked down and beheld the all but awe-stricken visage of philip maylands.

without uttering a word the former sat down on the counter, and burst into a fit of half-savage laughter.

“ah, then, you may laugh till you grow fat,” said phil, “but it’s more than that you must do if i’m to join you in the laugh.”

“what more can i do, phil?” asked aspel, wiping his eyes.

“sure, ye can explain,” said phil.

“well, sit down on the counter, and i’ll explain,” returned aspel, shutting and locking the door. then, mounting the stool, he entered into a minute explanation—not only in reference to his present position and circumstances but regarding his recent misfortunes.

phil’s admiration and love for his friend were intense, but that did not altogether blind him to his faults. he listened attentively, sympathetically but gravely, and said little. he felt, somehow, that london was a dangerous place compared with the west of ireland,—that his friend was in danger of something vague and undefined,—that he himself was in danger of—he knew not what. while the two were conversing they heard a step in the now quiet street. it advanced quickly, and stopped at the door. there was a rustling sound; something fell on the floor, and the step passed on.

“it’s only a few letters,” said aspel; “mr blurt explained matters to me this morning. they seem to have been a careless lot who have managed this business hitherto. a slit was made in the door for letters, but no box has ever been attached to the slit. the letters put through it at night are just allowed to fall on the floor, as you see, and are picked up in the morning. as i am not yet fully initiated into my duties, and don’t feel authorised to open these, we will let them lie.—hallo! look there.”

the last words were uttered in a low, soft tone. phil maylands glanced in his friend’s face, and was directed by his eyes to a corner near the front door, where, from behind the shelter of an over-stuffed pelican of the wilderness, two intensely bright little eyes were seen glistening. the gradual advance of a sharp nose revealed the fact that their owner was a rat!

no red indian of the prairie ever sat with more statuesque rigidity, watching his foe, than did these two friends sit watching that rat. they were sportsmen, both by nature and practice, to the backbone. the idiotic owl at their elbow was not more still than they—one point only excepted: phil’s right hand moved imperceptibly, like the hour-hand of a watch, towards a book which lay on the counter. their patience was rewarded. supposing, no doubt, that the youths had suddenly died to suit its convenience, the rat advanced a step or two, looked suspicious, became reassured, advanced a little farther and displayed its tail to full advantage. after smelling at various objects, with a view, no doubt, to supper, it finally came on the letters, appeared to read their addresses with some attention, and, seizing one by a corner, began apparently to open it.

at this point phil maylands’ fingers, closing slowly but with the deadly precision of fate, grasped the book and hurled it at the foe, which was instantly swept off its legs. either the blow or the fright caused the rat to fly wriggling into the air. with a shriek of agonised emotion, it vanished behind the pelican of the wilderness.

“bravo, phil! splendidly aimed, but rather low,” cried aspel, as he vaulted the counter and dislodged the pelican. of course the rat was gone. after a little more conversation the two friends quitted the place and went to their respective homes.

“very odd and absolutely unaccountable,” observed mr blurt, as he sat next morning perusing the letters above referred to, “here’s the same thing occurred again. brownlow writes that he sent a cheque a week ago, and no one has heard of it. that rascal who made off with the cash could not have stolen it, because he never stole cheques,—for fear, no doubt, of being caught,—and this was only for a small amount. then, here is a cheque come all right from thomson. why should one appear and the other disappear?”

“could the rats have made away with it?” suggested aspel, who had told his patron of the previous night’s incident.

“rats might destroy letters, but they could not eat them—at least, not during the few hours of the night that they lie on the floor. no; the thing is a mystery. i cannot help thinking that the post-office is to blame. i shall make inquiries. i am determined to get to the bottom of it.”

so it ever is with mankind. people make mistakes, or are guilty of carelessness, and straightway they lay the blame—not only without but against reason—on broader shoulders than their own. that wonderful and almost perfect british post-office delivers quickly, safely, and in good condition above fourteen hundred millions of letters etcetera in the year, but some half-dozen letters, addressed to messrs blurt and company, have gone a-missing,—therefore the post-office is to blame!

full of this idea mr enoch blurt put on his hat with an irascible fling and went off to the city. arrived at st. martin’s-le-grand he made for the principal entrance. at any other time he would have, been struck with the grandeur of the buildings. he would have paused and admired the handsome colonnade of the old office and the fine front of the new buildings opposite, but mr blurt could see nothing except missing letters. architecture appealed to him in vain. perhaps his state of irritability was increased by a vague suspicion that all government officials were trained and almost bound to throw obstacles in the way of free inquiry.

“i want,” said he, planting himself defiantly in front of an official who encountered him in the passage, “to see the—the—secretary, the—the—postmaster-general, the chief of the post-office, whoever he may be. there is my card.”

“certainly, sir, will you step this way?”

the official spoke with such civility, and led the way with such alacrity, that mr blurt felt it necessary to think exclusively of his wrongs lest his indignation should cool too soon. having shown him into a comfortable waiting-room, the official went off with his card. in a few minutes a gentleman entered, accosted mr blurt with a polite bow, and asked what he could do for him.

“sir,” said mr blurt, summoning to his aid the last rags of his indignation, “i come to make a complaint. many of the letters addressed to our firm are missing—have been missing for some time past,—and from the inquiries i have made it seems evident to me that they must have been lost in passing through the post-office.”

“i regret much to hear this,” returned the gentleman, whom—as mr blurt never ascertained who he was—we shall style the secretary, at all events he represented that officer. “you may rely on our doing our utmost to clear up the matter. will you be kind enough to give me the full particulars?”

the secretary’s urbanity gave the whole of mr blurt’s last rags of indignation to the winds. he detailed his case with his usual earnestness and good-nature.

the secretary listened attentively to the close. “well, mr blurt,” he said, “we will investigate the matter without delay; but from what you have told me i think it probable that the blame does not lie with us. you would be surprised if you knew the number of complaints made to us, which, on investigation, turn out to be groundless. allow me to cite one or two instances. in one case a missing letter having fallen from the letter-box of the person to whom it was addressed on to the hall-floor, was picked up by a dog and buried in some straw, where it was afterwards found. in another case, the missing letter was discovered sticking against the side of the private letter-box, where it had lain unobserved, and in another the letter had been placed between the leaves of a book as a mark and forgotten. boys and others sent to post letters are also frequently unfaithful, and sometimes stupid. many letters have been put into the receptacles for dust in our streets, under the impression that they were pillar letter-boxes, and on one occasion a letter-carrier found two letters forced behind the plate affixed to a pillar letter-box which indicates the hours of collection, obviously placed there by the ignorant sender under the impression that that was the proper way of posting them. your mention of rats reminds me of several cases in which these animals have been the means of making away with letters. the fact that rats have been seen in your shop, and that your late letters drop on the floor and are left there till morning, inclines me to think that rats are at the bottom of it. i would advise you to make investigation without delay.”

“i will, sir, i will,” exclaimed mr blurt, starting up with animation, “and i thank you heartily for the trouble you have taken with my case. good-morning. i shall see to this at once.”

and mr blurt did see to it at once. he went straight back to his brother’s house, and made preparation for a campaign against the rats, for, being a sanguine and impulsive man, he had now become firmly convinced that these animals were somehow at the bottom of the mystery. but he kept his thoughts and intentions to himself.

during the day george aspel observed that his friend employed himself in making some unaccountable alterations in the arrangements of one part of the shop, and ventured to ask what he was about, but, receiving a vague reply, he said no more.

that night, after the shop was closed and aspel had gone home, and mr fred blurt had gone to sleep, under the guardianship of the faithful miss lillycrop, and mrs murridge had retired to the coal-hole—or something like it—which was her dormitory, mr enoch blurt entered the shop with a mysterious air, bearing two green tablecloths. these he hung like curtains at one corner of the room, and placed a chair behind them raised on two empty packing-boxes. seating himself in this chair he opened the curtains just enough to enable him to peep through, and found that he could see the letter-slit in the door over the counter, but not the floor beneath it. he therefore elevated his throne by means of another packing-box. all being ready, he lowered the gas to something like a dim religious light, and began his watch. it bade fair to be a tedious watch, but enoch blurt had made up his mind to go through with it, and whatever enoch made up his mind to do he did.

suddenly he heard a scratching sound. this was encouraging. another moment and a bright pair of miniature stars were seen to glitter behind the pelican of the wilderness. in his eagerness to see, mr blurt made a slight noise and the stars went out—suddenly.

this was exceedingly vexatious. he blamed himself bitterly, resettled himself in his chair, rearranged the curtains, and glared intently. but although mr blurt could fix his eyes he could not chain his thoughts. these unruly familiars ere long began to play havoc with their owner. they hurried him far away from rats and ornithological specimens, carried him over the irish channel, made him look sadly down on the funnels of the royal mail steamer, plunged him under the waves, and caused him to gaze in fond regret on his lost treasures. his thoughts carried him even further. they bore him over the sea to africa, and set him down, once more, in his forsaken hut among the diamond-diggers. from this familiar retreat he was somewhat violently recalled by a scratching sound. he glared at the pelican of the wilderness. the little stars reappeared. they increased in size. they became unbearable suns. they suddenly approached. as suddenly mr blurt rose to fight or fly—he could scarce tell which. it did not matter much, because, next instant, he fell headlong to the floor, dragging the curtains down, and forming a miscellaneous avalanche with the chair and packing-boxes.

the unfortunate man had fallen asleep, and the rats, which had in truth ventured out, fled to their homes as a matter of course.

but mr blurt had resolved to go through with it. finding that he was unhurt, and that the household had not been disturbed, he rebuilt his erection and began his watch over again. the shock had thoroughly roused him. he did not sleep again. fortunately london rats are not nervous. being born and bred in the midst of war’s alarms they soon get over a panic. the watcher had not sat more than a quarter of an hour when the stars appeared once again. the pyramid of cheops is not more immovably solid than was mr blurt. a sharp nose advanced; a head came out; a body followed; a tail brought up the rear, and the pelican of the wilderness looked with calm indifference on the scene.

the rat was an old grey one, and very large. it was followed by a brown one, nearly as large. there was an almost theatrical caution in their movements at first, but courage came with immunity from alarm. six letters, that had been thrust through the slit by the evening postman, lay on the floor. to these the grey rat advanced, seized one in its teeth, and began to back out, dragging the letter after it. the brown rat followed the grey rat’s example. while thus engaged, another brown rat appeared, and followed suit. nothing could have been more fortunate. mr blurt was charmed. he could afford to let the grey rat well out of sight, because the two brown rats, following in succession, would, when he sprang on them, leave a trail of letters to point the direction of their flight.

just as the third rat dragged its missive behind the pelican of the wilderness the watcher leaped upon them, and in his haste consigned the pelican to all but irretrievable destruction! the rats vanished, but left the tell-tale letters, the last two forming pointers to the first, which was already half dragged through a slit between the skirting and the wall. at the extremity of this slit yawned the gateway to the rats’ palace.

mr blurt rubbed his hands, chuckled, crowed internally, and, having rescued the letters, went to bed.

next morning, he procured a crowbar, and, with the able assistance of george aspel, tore off the skirting, uprooted a plank, and discovered a den in which were stored thirty-one letters, six post-cards, and three newspapers. (see postmaster-general’s report for 1877, page 13.)

the corners of the letters, bearing the stamps, were nibbled away, showing that gum—not money or curiosity—was the occasion of the theft.

as four of these letters contained cheques and money-orders, their discovery afforded instant relief to the pressure which had been gradually bearing with intolerable weight on the affairs of messrs blurt and company.