the winter stole in quietly, heralded by the white frosts of late october; and nothing occurred to disturb the quiet of the village, except that father letheby's horse, a beautiful bay, ran suddenly lame one evening, as he topped a hill, and a long reach of mountain lay before him on his way to a sick-call. there were, of course, a hundred explanations from as many amateurs as to the cause of the accident. then a quiet farmer, who suspected something, found a long needle driven deep into the hoof. it had gone deeper and deeper as the action of the horse forced it, until it touched the quick, and the horse ran dead lame. the wound festered, and the animal had to be strung up with leather bands to the roof of his stable for three months. father letheby felt the matter acutely; but it was only to myself he murmured the one significant word, ahriman.
late one evening in november a deputation waited on me. it consisted of the doctor, the schoolmaster, and one or two young fellows, generally distinguished by their vocal powers at the public house, when they were asked for "their fisht and their song." the doctor opened negotiations. i have a great regard for the doctor, and he knows it. he is a fine young fellow, a great student, and good and kind to the poor. i often spent a pleasant hour in his surgery over his microscope, where i saw wonderful things; but what has haunted me most is the recollection of a human brain, which the doctor had preserved in spirits, and on which he has given me several lectures. i remember well my sensations when i first held the soft, dark, pulpy mass in my hand. all that i had ever read in psychology and metaphysics came back to me. this is the instrument of god's masterpiece,—the human soul. over these nodes and fissures it floated, like the spirit of god over the face of the deep. here, as on a beautiful instrument, the spirit touched the keys, and thought, like music, came forth; and here were impressed indelibly ideas of the vast universe without, of time and eternity; yea, even of the infinite and transcendent,—of god. hushed in the silence of prayer, here the soul brooded as a dove above its nest; and here in moments of temptation and repentance, it argued, reasoned, prayed, implored the inferior powers that rebelled or recanted beneath. with what sublime majesty it ruled and swayed the subjects that owned its imperial dominion; and how it touched heaven on the one hand for pity, and earth on the other in power! and when the turbulent passions raged and stormed, it soothed and quelled their rebellion; and then, in recompense to itself, it went out and up towards the celestials, and joined its emancipated sisters before the great white throne, and drank in peace and the blessedness of calm from the silences and worship of heaven. where is that soul now? whither has it gone? silent is the instrument, just crumbling to inevitable decay. but where in the boundless ocean of space is the deathless spirit that once ruled it in majesty, and drew from it music whose echoes roll through eternity? and how has science mapped and parcelled it, like a dead planet. here is the "island of reil," here the "pons varolii"; here is the "arbor vitæ"; and here is the "subarachnoid space"; and here that wonderful contrivance of the great designer that regulates the arterial supplies. i lift my hat reverentially and whisper, laudate!
well, the doctor knew how much i appreciated him. he was not nervous, therefore, in broaching the subject.
"we have come to see you, sir, about a concert."
"a what?" i said.
"a concert," he replied, in a little huff. "they have concerts every winter over at labbawally, and at balreddown, and even at moydore; and why shouldn't we?"
i thought a little.
"i always was under the impression," i said, "that a concert meant singers."
"of course," they replied.
"well, and where are you to get singers here? are you going to import again those delectable harridans that illustrated the genius of verdi with rather raucous voices a few weeks ago?"
"certainly not, sir," they replied in much indignation. "the boys here can do a little in that way; and we can get up a chorus amongst the school-children; and—and—"
"and the doctor himself will do his share," said one of the deputation, coming to the aid of the modest doctor.
"and then," i said, "you must have a piano to accompany you, unless it is to be all in the style of 'come-all-yeen's.'"
"oh, 't will be something beyond that," said the doctor. "i think you'll be surprised, sir."
"and what might the object of the concert be?" i asked.
"of course, the poor," they all shouted in chorus. "wait, your reverence," said one diplomatist, "till you see all we'll give you for the poor at christmas."
visions of warm blankets for nelly purcell, and mag grady; visions of warm socks for my little children; visions of tons of coal and cartloads of timber; visions of vast chests of tea and mountains of currant-cake swam before my imagination; and i could only say:—
"boys, ye have my blessing."
"thank your reverence," said the doctor. "but what about a subscription?"
"for what?" i said. "if we all have to subscribe, what is the meaning of the concert?"
"ah, but you know, sir, there are preliminary expenses,—getting music, etc.,—and we must ask the respectable people to help us there."
this meant the usual guinea. of course, they got it.
the evening of the concert came, and i was very reluctant to leave my arm-chair and the fire and the slippers. and now that my curate and i had set to work steadily at our greek authors, to show the bishop we could do something, i put aside my homer with regret, and faced the frost of november. the concert was held in the old store down by the creek; and i shivered at the thought of two hours in that dreary room, with the windows open and a sea draught sweeping through. to my intense surprise, i gave up my ticket to a well-dressed young man with a basket of flowers in his button-hole; and i passed into a hall where the light blinded me, and i was dazed at the multitude of faces turned towards me. and there was a great shout of cheering; and i took off my great-coat, and was glad i had come.
there was a stage in front, covered with plants and carpeted; and a grand piano peeped out from a forest of shrubs and palms; and lamps twinkled everywhere; and i began to think it was all a dream, when miss campion came over, and said she was so glad i had come, etc., and i whispered:—
"i understand all now, when i see the little witch that has made the transformation."
father letheby sat by me, quiet and demure, as usual. he looked as if he had known nothing of all this wonder-working; and when i charged him solemnly with being chief organizer, builder, framer, and designer in all this magic, he put me off gently:—
"you know we must educate the people, sir. and you know our people are capable of anything."
i believed him.
presently, there was a great stir at the end of the long room, and i looked around cautiously; for we were all so grand, i felt i should be dignified indeed.
"who are these gentry, coming up the centre of the hall?" i whispered; for a grand procession was streaming in.
"gentry?" he said. "why, these are the performers." they were just passing,—dainty little maidens, in satin from the bows in their wavy and crisp locks down to their white shoes; and they carried bouquets, and a subtle essence of a thousand odors filled the air.
"visitors at the great house?" i whispered.
"not at all," he cried impatiently. "they are our own children. there's mollie lennon, the smith's daughter; and there's annie logan, whose father sells you the mackerel; and there's tessie navin, and maudie kennedy, and—"
"who's that grand young lady, with her hair done up like the greek girls of tanagra?" i gasped.
"why, that's alice moylan, the monitress."
"good heavens," was all i could say. and the doctor sailed in with his cohort, all in swallow-tails and white fronts, their hair plastered down or curled, like the fiddlers in an orchestra; and the doctor stooped down and saw my amazement, and whispered:—
"didn't i tell you we'd surprise you, father dan?"
just then a young lad, dressed like a doll, and with white kid gloves, handed me a perfumed programme.
"i charge a penny all around, but not to you, father dan."
i thanked him politely and with reverence.
"who's that young gentleman?" i whispered.
"don't you know him?" said father letheby, smothering a laugh.
"i never saw him before," i said.
"you cuffed him last sunday for ringing the bell at the agnus dei."
"i cuffed that young ruffian, carl daly," i said.
"that's he," said father letheby. then i thought father letheby was making fun of me, and i was getting cross, when i heard, "hush!" and miss campion rose up and passed on to the stage, and took her place at the piano, and with one little wave of the hand, she marshalled them into a crescent, and then there was a pause, and then—a crash of music that sent every particle of blood in my old body dancing waltzes, and i began to feel that i was no longer daddy dan, the old pastor of kilronan, but a young curate that thinks life all roses, for his blood leaps up in ecstasy, and his eyes are straining afar.
one by one the singers came forward, timid, nervous, but they went through their parts well. at last, a young lady, with bronze curls cut short, but running riot over her head and forehead, came forward. she must have dressed in an awful hurry, for she forgot a lot of things.
"what's the meaning of this?" i whispered angrily.
"sh', 't is the fashion," said father letheby. "she's not from our parish."
"thank god," i said fervently. i beckoned to mrs. mullins, a fine motherly woman, who sat right across the aisle. she came over.
"have you any particular use of that shawl lying on your lap, mrs. mullins?" i said.
"no," she said, "i brought it against the night air."
"then you'd do a great act of charity," i said, "if you'd just step up on that stage and give it to that young lady to cover her shoulders and arms. she'll catch her death of cold."
"for all the money you have in the national bank, father dan," said mrs. mullins, "and they say you have a good little nest there, i wouldn't do it. see how she's looking at us. she knows we are talking about her. and her mother is julia lonergan, who lives at the pike, in the parish of moydore."
sure enough, phœbe lonergan, for that was her name, was looking at us; and her eyes were glinting and sparkling blue and green lights, like the dog-star on a frosty night in january. and i knew her mother well. when julia lonergan put her hands on her hips, and threw back her head, the air became sulphurous and blue. i determined not to mind the scantiness of the drapery, though i should not like to see any of my own little children in such a state. whilst i was meditating thus, she came to the end of her song; and then let a yell out of her that would startle a red indian.
"why did she let that screech out of her?" said i to father letheby. "was it something stuck in her?"
"oh, not at all," said he, "that's what they call a bravura."
i began to feel very humble. and then a queer thing happened. i thought i was a young curate, long before the days of maynooth statutes, and all these new regulations that bind us as tightly as mrs. darcy's new alb. we were out at the hunt on a glorious november morning, the white frost on the grass, and the air crisp and sunny. the smell of the fields, the heather, and the withered bracken, came to us, and the bay coats and the black coats of the horses shone like silk in the sunlight. there were the usual courtesies, the morning salutes, and the ladies' smiles; and then we moved to the cover, the dogs quivering with excitement, and we not too composed. and then far across the ploughed field we saw the arch-enemy, reynard, his brush straight out from his back; and with one shout, hoicks! and harkaway! we broke out into the open, and, with every nerve and muscle strained, and the joy of the chase in our hearts, we leaped onward to the contest. all the exhilaration and intense joy of youth and freedom and the exercise of life were in my veins, and i shouted tally-ho! harkaway, my boys! at the top of my voice.
a gentle hand was laid on mine, and i awoke from my dream. the people were all smiling gravely, and the chorus was just finishing the last bars of that best of all finales: tally-ho! it was the witchery of the music that called up the glorious past.
then there was hunting for shawls and wraps, and such a din:—
"wasn't it grand, father dan?"
"aren't you proud of your people, father dan?"
"where is moydore now, father dan?"
"didn't we do well, father dan?"
and then miss campion came over demurely and asked:—
"i hope you were pleased with our first performance, father?"
and what could i say but that it was all beautiful and grand, and i hoped to hear it repeated, etc.
but then, when i had exhausted my enthusiasm, a band of these young fairies, their pretty faces flushed with excitement, and the stars in their curls bobbing and nodding at me, came around me.
"it's now our turn, father dan. we want one little dance before we go."
"what?" i cried, "children like you dancing! i'd be well in my way, indeed. come now, sing 'home, sweet home,' and away to blanketland as fast as you can."
"ah, do, father dan!"
"ah, do, father dan!"
"one little dance!"
"we'll be home in half an hour!"
"ah do, daddy dan!"
there was consternation. i knew that i was called by that affectionate, if very undignified title; but this was the first time it was spoken to my face; and there was horror on the faces of the young ones. but it carried the day. i looked around, and saw some white waistcoats peeping shyly behind a glass door.
"the boys are all gone home, i believe?" i said innocently.
"oh, long and merry ago, father. the lazy fellows wouldn't wait."
"and all the dancing will be amongst yourselves?"
chorus: "of course, father!"
"and no waltzes or continental abominations?"
chorus: "oh dear, no!"
"and you'll all be in your beds at twelve o'clock?"
chorus: "to the minute, father."
"well, god forgive me, but what can i do? go on, you little heathens, and—"
"thank you, father—"
"thank you, father—"
"thank you, father—," etc., etc.
i went home with a troubled conscience, and i read that blessed maynooth statute about dances. then i had no sleep that night.
the doctor and the deputation called on me about a fortnight later to settle accounts. i thought they were not very enthusiastic. they left the door open, and sat near it.
"we came to settle about the concert, sir," said the doctor; "we thought you'd would like to see our balance-sheet."
"yes," i said, demurely, "and, of course, if the balance itself was convenient—"
"it isn't as much as we thought," said the doctor, laying a small brown parcel on the table. "the expenses were enormous. now, look at these," he said, softly detaining my hand, as it moved towards the parcel.
i read the list of expenses. it was appalling. i cast a corner of my eye farther down, and read, without pretending to see anything:—
"total balance = 4s. 11-1/2d."
"boys," said i, as i saw them putting their hands over their mouths with that unmistakable hibernian gesture, "you have done yourselves a great injustice."
"i assure you, sir," said the schoolmaster—
"you mistake my meaning," i interrupted. "what i was about to say was this,—when young men give their services gratuitously, and undertake great labor in the cause of religion and charity, it would be most unfair to expect that they would also make a pecuniary sacrifice."
they looked relieved.
"now, i have reason to know that you all have undergone great expense in connection with this concert."
there was a smirk of pharisaical satisfaction on their faces.
"but i cannot allow it. my conscience would not permit me. i see no record in this balance-sheet of the three dozen of guinness that was ordered for the dressing-room. and there is not a word about the box of havanas, which william mescal ordered specially from dublin; nor any mention of the soda-water and accompaniments that were hauled up in a basket through the back window. really, i cannot allow it, gentlemen, your generosity is overpowering—"
the deep silence made me look around. they had vanished. i opened the brown parcel, and counted four shillings and eleven-pence halfpenny in coppers.