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The Admirable Tinker

CHAPTER NINE TINKER INTERVENES
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sir tancred lingered on at ardrochan lodge, for he saw that in that strong air tinker was losing the last of the delicacy which had been the effect of his attack of scarlet fever. and when lord crosland and two other men joined him there, he was very well contented. the others shared his content; tinker, more and more the baron hildebrand of ardrochan, was quite happy, and there they stayed till the scotch winter came down on them in all its fell severity.

then they moved southwards to melton mowbray, and hunted till the frost put an end to that sport. on the third night of the frost, as they were cutting for partners for a fresh rubber of bridge, lord crosland said: "i tell you what, beauleigh, the sooner we get out of this weather the better. let's be off to monte carlo, make up a pool, and try that system of yours."

"it's a very good idea," said sir tancred. "the only question is whether the english winter isn't good for tinker. it's hardening, you know."

"always tinker," said lord crosland with a smile. "i tell you what, nature ought to have made you a woman: what a splendid mother you'd have made!"

"i think she'd have found she'd made a pretty bad mistake," said sir tancred.

"besides," said lord crosland, "the admirable is as hard as a tenpenny nail as it is. i've never seen the little beggar tired yet; and i've seen him at the end of some hardish days."

"well, we'll see," said sir tancred. "we're partners." and the game went on.

next morning he asked tinker if he would like to go to the south of france, or stay and be hardened. tinker thought a while, made up his mind that his father would like to go to the south of france, and said, "i think i'm hard enough, sir,—to go on with. besides,

"when the wind is in the east

it's neither fit for man nor beast.

in fact it shrivels me up. i should like some sunshine."

"then we will go," said sir tancred.

accordingly, the middle of the next week found them lodged at the hôtel des princes, monte carlo, enjoying the nourishing sunshine of the riviera. at least tinker was enjoying it; the demands of a system required his father and lord crosland to spend most of their day in the darker, though hardly cooler air of the temple of fortune. but the system went well, and they did not repine.

the first time he dined in the restaurant of the hotel, sir tancred was disagreeably surprised to see sitting at a neighbouring table his loathed uncle, sir everard wigram. they had met now and again during the past nine years; but as such a meeting had always resulted in some severe wound to the baronet's dignity, he shunned his nephew like the pest, and abused him from a distance. at the same table sat a charming, peach-complexioned english girl. after a careful scrutiny of her, sir tancred decided that she must be his cousin claire, sir everard's eldest child, and admitted with a very grudging reluctance that even the rule that thorns do not produce grapes is proved by exceptions. the third person at their table was a handsome young man, with glossy black hair, a high-coloured, florid face, and a roving black eye. sir tancred's gaze rested on him with a malicious satisfaction; he knew all about mr. arthur courtnay.

presently lord crosland's eye fell on that table. "hullo!" he said sharply. "how on earth comes that bounder courtnay to be dining with the wigrams?"

"like to like," said sir tancred with a surprising, cheerful animation.

a few mornings later sir tancred, tinker, and lord crosland were sitting in the gardens of the temple of fortune, and on a bench hard by sat claire and courtnay. he was bending over her, talking volubly, in a loverlike attitude, exceedingly offensive in so public a place. to sir tancred's shrewd eyes he seemed to be deliberately advertising their intimacy. she was gazing dreamily before her with happy eyes, over the sea. lord crosland grew more and more fidgety; and at last he said hotly, "you ought to interfere!"

"not i!" said sir tancred. "i'm not going to interfere. i have enough to do to keep tinker out of mischief without acting as dry-nurse to the children of uncle bumpkin."

"but hang it all, the man's a regular bad hat!" said lord crosland. "he was advised to resign from the bridge club, and i happen to know that he is actually wanted in london about a cheque."

"and in paris, berlin, petersburg, vienna, and buda-pesth. men who speak french as well as he does always are," said sir tancred. "which reminds me, tinker, your accent is getting too good. the honest english tongue was never made to speak french like a frenchman. let up on it a little."

"yes, sir," said hildebrand anne.

"but you ought to do something, don't you know?" said lord crosland. "the child's very pretty, and nice, and sweet, and all that. it would be no end of a shame if she came to grief with that bounder courtnay."

"i won't stir a finger," said sir tancred firmly, "for two reasons. one, bumpkin wigram helped my stepmother spoil my early life; two, if this bounder courtnay has got round bumpkin words would be wasted. bumpkin is as dense and as obstinate as any clodhopper who ever chawed bacon."

"but she's a pretty child and worth saving," said lord crosland. "what do you think, tinker?"

"i should think she was rather inexperienced," said hildebrand anne, with admirable judgment.

"solomon, va!" said lord crosland, clutching the boy's ribs, and drawing from him a sudden yell.

"well, come along; we have a hard day's work before us," said sir tancred; and the two of them rose and strolled off towards the temple of fortune.

they left tinker sitting still and thoughtful, the prey of a case of conscience. he knew the story of his father's marriage, his separation from his wife by the action of lady beauleigh and sir everard. he had been trained to detest them, and to believe any revenge on them a mere act of justice. but his dead mother was but a shadowy figure to him, and this girl was very charming, and sweet, and kind, for he had had a long talk with her one evening, and she had shared a box of chocolates with him. did those chocolates constitute the tie of bread and salt between them which his father had taught him was so binding? he wished to help the girl, therefore he made up his mind that they did. with a sigh of satisfaction he rose, sauntered up to the absorbed lovers, and began to parade up and down before them. his nearness put something of a check on the eloquence of mr. arthur courtnay, and every time tinker's shadow fell on them he looked up and frowned.

at last he said, "go away, my lad, and play somewhere else."

"i don't want any cheek from a hairdresser's assistant," said tinker with blithe readiness.

there is nothing so wounding as the truth, and courtnay knew that he was weak about the hair; he never could bring himself to keep it properly cropped; it was so glossy. his florid face became quickly florider, and he cried, "you impudent young dog!"

"do not speak to me until you've been introduced. you're always forcing your acquaintance upon someone, roland macassar," said tinker.

it was again the wounding truth; and courtnay sprang up and dashed for him. tinker bolted round a group of shrubs, courtnay after him. finding him unpleasantly quick on his feet tinker bolted into the shrubs. courtnay plunged after him right into a well-grown specimen of the flowering cactus. it brought him up short. he began to swear, and though he could have sworn with equal fluency and infelicity in french, german, or italian, in the depth of his genuine emotion he returned to the tongue of his boyhood, and swore in english. when he came out of the shrubs, adorned on one side of his face and both hands with neat little beads of blood, he found that claire had risen from her seat, and was looking shocked, surprised, and worst of all, disgusted. he did not mend matters much by mixing his apologies with threats of vengeance on tinker; but his temper, once out of control, was not easily curbed. he made a most unfortunate impression on her; the beads of blood scarcely excited her pity at all.

meanwhile tinker had taken advantage of his pursuer's meeting with the cactus to leave the terrace swiftly. he went back to the hôtel des princes, and took out blazer for a walk, and as he walked, his seraph-like face glowed with the pleasantest complacency. blazer did not like monte carlo at all; for him there was no sport and little exercise in it; tinker liked it very much. he had made many friends in it, and enjoyed many amusements, the chief a pleasant, perpetual war against the heavy, liveried guardians of the gambling rooms. it was his opinion that people came to monte carlo to gamble; it was the opinion of the société des bains de mer de monte carlo that children ought not to be admitted to the tables. they asserted their opinion; and tinker asserted his, with the result that his bolt into the salles de jeu and his difficult extrication from them by the brawny, but liveried officials was fast becoming one of the events of the day. sometimes tinker would make his bolt from the outermost portal; sometimes, with the decorous air of one going to church, he would join the throng filing into the concert room, and bolt from the midst of it. the process of expulsion was always conducted with the greatest courtesy on either side; for his bolt had become an agreeable variety in the monotonous lives of the guardians; they never knew when or in what fashion it would come next.

now he had another occupation, the shadowing of mr. arthur courtnay. that florid adonis never grew used to hearing a gentle voice singing softly:

"get your hair cut! get your hair cut!"

or,

"oh, tatcho! oh, tatcho!

rejoice, ye bald and weary men!

you'll soon be regular hairy men!

sing! rejoice! let your voices go!

sprinkle some on your cranium!

what, ho! tatcho!"

the poetry was vulgar; but long ago his insight into the heart of man had taught tinker to attack the vulgar with the only weapon effective against them, vulgarity.

sooner or later, whether he was walking, or sitting with claire, those vulgar strains would be wafted to mr. arthur courtnay's ears, and they injured his cause. they kept alive in the girl's mind an uneasy doubt whether her father was right in asserting arthur courtnay to be one of the nicest fellows he had ever met, a veritable gentleman of the old school, an opinion founded on the fact that courtnay was the only man who had ever given two hours' close attention to his views on protection.

but, for all this lurking doubt, courtnay's influence over her was growing stronger and stronger. he was forever appealing to her pity by telling her of the hard and lonely life he had lived since his father, a poor gentleman of good family, had died in exile at boulogne. really, his father, a stout but impecunious horse-dealer of the name of budgett, certainly in exile at boulogne owing to a standing difference with the bankruptcy laws of his country, was alive still. but arthur was very fond of himself, and once in the mood of self-pity, he could invent pathetic anecdote after pathetic anecdote of his privations which would have touched the heart of a hardened grandmother, much more of a susceptible girl. she fell into the way of calling him "king arthur" to herself.

he devoted himself to winning her with an unrelaxing energy, for she had forty thousand pounds of her own.

but he cared very little for her, and sometimes he found his love-making hard work. she was not the type of girl whom he admired; her delicacy irritated him; he preferred what the poet has called "an armful of girl," buxom and hearty. often, therefore, when she had gone to bed, he would refresh himself by a vigorous flirtation with madame séraphine de belle-île, a brisk and vivacious young widow, who affected always gowns of a peculiarly vivid and searching scarlet. and this self-indulgence proved in the end the ruin of his fine scheme of establishing himself in life on a sound monetary basis.

tinker was about to get into bed one evening, and found himself slow about it. his conscience was worrying him about some duty left undone, and he could not remember what the duty was. of a sudden his terrible omission flashed into his mind: in his patient application to the task of shadowing and annoying mr. arthur courtnay he had forgotten his daily bolt into the gambling rooms. reluctant, but firm, he slipped on his pumps and went downstairs. four minutes later the feverish gamblers in the salles de jeu were gratified by the sight of a seraph-like child in blue silk pyjamas who flew gaily round the tables pursued by two stout and joyfully excited southern europeans in livery. the pursuit was lively, but short, for tinker ran into the arms of a wily croupier who had slipped from his seat, and unexpectedly joined the chase. he was handed over to his pursuers and conducted from the rooms, amidst the plaudits of the gamblers. he bade good-night to his liveried friends on the threshold of the casino, congratulating them on their increasing efficiency in "le sport," and warm, but happy with the sense of one more duty done, he strolled into the gardens to cool.

he was noiseless in his pumps, and coming quietly round a clump of shrubs, he caught mr. arthur courtnay in the act of trying to kiss madame de belle-île with a fervour only justified by the most romantic attachment.

"oh!" said tinker reproachfully; and even more reproachfully he began to sing:

"coupez vos cheveux! coupez vos cheveux!"

with an execration which was by no means muttered, mr. arthur courtnay sprang up. tinker darted away, and courtnay followed. they pelted through the gardens, courtnay gaining; but as he passed a couple of gendarmes standing in front of the casino, tinker yelled: "gare le voyou! gare le voyou!" instinctively the gendarmes flung themselves before courtnay, and his impetus brought the three of them to the ground with some violence.

with one fleeting glance behind, tinker scudded on to the hotel, and once safely in his room abandoned himself without restraint to convulsions of inextinguishable delight. when he recovered his habitual calm, he saw that fortune had given him a weapon with which he might save his cousin.

mr. arthur courtnay and the gendarmes picked themselves up; he made his explanations, and wisely compensated them for the bruises they had received in his fall. then giving no more thought to madame de belle-île, who sat awaiting him eagerly, he returned gloomily to his hotel, reflecting on the carelessness which had delivered him into the hands of an indefatigable imp of mischief. the upshot of his reflection was a resolve to press his wooing to an immediate conclusion. the next day and the day after, therefore, he redoubled his lamentations that the smallness of his means prevented him from going, as his natural honesty dictated, straight to claire's father, and asking for her hand, and protested that he dare not risk the loss of her, which would work irreparable havoc in his life. it was only another step to suggest that, once they were married, her father's strong liking for him would soon bring about their forgiveness. he pressed and pressed these points, pausing at times to declare the vastness of his affection for her, until at last, against her better judgment, and in spite of a lurking distrust of him, of which she could not rid herself, she yielded to his persistence and the overwhelming influence of his stronger personality, and consented to elope with him.

two days later, as tinker, sir tancred, and lord crosland were at déjeuner, claire and courtnay passed them on their way to the gardens.

"i shouldn't wonder if those two ran away together," said lord crosland; and his cheerful face fell gloomy.

"they have the air," said sir tancred coolly.

"look here, you ought to interfere, don't you know? you ought, really," said lord crosland, who had fallen under the fascination of claire's fresh charm.

"why don't you?" said sir tancred.

"well," said lord crosland uncomfortably, "i did go to sir everard, and tell him to keep an eye on courtnay; and he as good as told me to go to—jericho."

"just like bumpkin," said sir tancred contemptuously. "i'll bet you a fiver they bolt to-night—by the train des décavés."

"i don't want to bet about it," said lord crosland very gloomily.

their talk made tinker thoughtful. it would have been easy enough to settle the matter by revealing courtnay's injudicious display of affection towards madame de belle-île, but that was not tinker's way. he had a passion for keeping things in his own hands, and a pretty eye for dramatic possibilities. besides, he had taken a great dislike to courtnay, and was eager to make his discomfiture signal.

at half-past four in the afternoon he knocked at the door of madame de belle-île's suite of rooms, and her maid conducted so prominent a figure in monte carlo society straight to her mistress.

madame de belle-île, having just changed from a bright scarlet costume into a brighter, was taking her afternoon tea before returning to the tables.

"bonjour, monsieur le vaurien," she said with a bright smile. "have you at last succeeded in gambling?"

"no; it would be no pleasure to me to gamble unless your bright eyes were shining on the table," said tinker with a happy recollection of a compliment he had overheard.

"farceur! va!" said the lady with a pleased smile.

"i came to ask if you would like to sup with mr. courtnay to-night?" said the unscrupulous tinker.

"ah, le bel artur!" cried the lady. "but with pleasure. where?"

"oh, in the restaurant of the hotel," said tinker.

the lady's face fell a little; she would have preferred to sup in a less public place, one more suited to protestations of devotion.

"at about eleven?" she said.

"at half past," said tinker. "and i think he'd like a note from you accepting—it—it would please him, i'm sure. he—he—could take it out, and look at it, you know." it was a little clumsy; but, though he had thought it out carefully, it was the best that he could do.

"you think so? what a lot we know about these things!" said madame de belle-île with a pleased laugh; and she went forthwith to the écritoire, and in ten minutes composed the tenderest of billets-doux. tinker received it from her with a very lively satisfaction, and after a few bonbons, and a desultory chat with her, escorted her down to the casino.

the rest of the day seemed very long to his impatience, while to claire, harassed by vague doubt and real dread, it seemed exceedingly short. when the hour for action came, she braced herself, by an effort, to play her part; but it was with a sinking heart that she stole, thickly veiled, and bearing a small hand-bag, out of the hotel and down to the station. she was far too troubled to notice that she was followed by two guardian angels in the shape of a small boy and a brindled bull-terrier.

courtnay met her on the top of the steps which lead down to the station; and when she found him in a most inharmonious mood of triumph, she began, even so early, to repent of her rashness. then went down to the station as the train des décavés, the train of the stony-broke, steamed in; and they settled themselves in an empty first-class compartment. her heart seemed to sink to her shoes as she felt the train move. then the door opened, and, hauling the panting blazer by the scruff of his neck, tinker tumbled into the carriage.

claire gave a great gasp of relief: the sight of him gave her a faint hope of escape; his presence was a respite. tinker lifted blazer on to the seat between him and courtnay, crying cheerfully, "i thought i'd just missed you! i've got a note for you from madame de belle-île, and i knew she'd never forgive me if i didn't give it to you!"

courtnay's florid face had already lost a little colour at the mere intrusion of his inveterate persecutor that alone presaged disaster; at his words his eyes displayed a lively, but uncomfortable tendency to start out of his head. "i don't know what you mean!" he stuttered. "i don't know madame de belle-île!"

"you don't know madame de belle-île!" cried tinker in well-affected amazement and surprise. "why, only three nights ago i saw you trying to kiss her in the gardens!"

"it's a lie!" roared courtnay.

"the beauleighs don't lie," said tinker curtly.

for the moment, breathless with rage, courtnay could find no words, and claire, very pale, stared from one to the other with startled, searching eyes.

"at any rate, here's her letter," said tinker stiffly, holding it out over blazer's back.

claire stooped swiftly forward and took the letter. "i am the person to read that letter," she said with a spirit courtnay had never dreamed of in her. "it is my right!"

she tore it open, and had just time to read "mon artur adoré," when courtnay, with a growl of rage, snatched it from her, and tore it into pieces, crying, "i will not have you victimised by this mischievous young dog! it's an absurd imposition! i claim your trust!"

but the doubt of him which had lurked always in the bottom of claire's heart had sprung to sudden strength; she looked at him with eyes that were veritably chilling in their coldness, and, turning to tinker, she said, "is it true?"

"it is—on my honour," said tinker.

there was a quivering movement in claire's throat as she choked down a sob: she rose, and walked down the carriage to the seat opposite tinker, farthest from courtnay. slowly collecting his wits, courtnay grew eloquent and ran through the whole gamut of the emotions proper to the occasion: honourable indignation, and passion so deep as to be ready to forgive even this heart-breaking distrust. she listened to him in silence with an unchanging face, her lips set thin, her sombre eyes gazing straight before her.

suddenly despair seized courtnay, and he gave the rein to the fury which he had been repressing with such difficulty. "at any rate, i'll be even with you, you young dog!" he cried savagely. "i'm going to throw you out of the train!"

"oh, no; you're not!" said tinker pleasantly. "by the time you've thrown blazer out there won't be enough of you left to throw me out."

courtnay jumped up with a demonstrative hostility; tinker hissed; with an angry snarl blazer drew in his tongue and put out his teeth, and courtnay sat down. for a while he was silent, seeking for an object to vent his rage on; they could hear him grinding his teeth. then he burst out at claire, taunting, jeering, and abusing.

"that's enough!" cried tinker angrily. "pstt! pstt! at him, blazer! at him!"

for a few seconds courtnay tried fighting, but his upbringing in france had not fitted him to cope with a heavy bull-terrier. when the train ran into the station at nice, he was out on the footboard, on the further side, yelling lustily.

"come on quick, before there's a fuss!" cried tinker, catching up claire's handbag, and opening the door. they jumped down, tinker whistled blazer, and the three of them bustled along the platform.

"i've no ticket!" gasped claire, who every moment expected courtnay to be upon them.

"i thought of that! i've got one for you!" said tinker; and before courtnay had quite realised that the train had stopped, they were out of the station.

tinker hurried his charge along the line of fiacres, and stopped at a victoria and pair.

"holà, cocher!" he said. "from the couronne d'or? wired for to drive a lady and a boy to monte carlo?"

"oui, monsieur!" cried the driver, gaily cracking his whip.

they scrambled in; and the horses stepped out. tinker knelt on the seat, looking back over the hood. they were almost out of sight of the station when he fancied that he saw a hatless figure run out of it into the road. it might have been only fancy; they were so far off he could not trust his sight. three minutes later he dropped down on the seat with a sigh of relief. "that's all right!" he said.

"oh," said claire, "how can i ever thank you? you've saved me—oh, what haven't you saved me from!"

"a bad hat—a regular bad hat," said tinker gravely.

"you wonderful boy!" she cried, threw her arms around his neck and kissed him.

tinker wriggled uncomfortably. he often wished that there were not quite so many women in the world who insisted on embracing him.

"well, you're a kind of cousin, you see," he said by way of defence.

after a while claire cooled from her excitement to the cold understanding of her folly. then she grew, very naturally, bitterly unhappy, and to his horror tinker heard the sound of a stifled sob.

"i think, if you'll excuse me," he said hurriedly, "i'll go to sleep." and, happily for his comfort, his pretence at slumber was soon a reality. it was no less a comfort to claire: she had her cry out, and felt the better for it.

when the carriage drew up before the hôtel des princes, they found an excited group about the doorway. sir everard wigram was the centre of it, raging and lamenting. he had missed his daughter, and with his usual good sense was taking all the world into his confidence. lord crosland and sir tancred stood on one side; and it is to be feared that sir tancred was enjoying exceedingly the distress of his enemy.

"leave the bag to me! i'll give it to you to-morrow," whispered tinker as the horses stopped. "say we've been for a drive. i shan't split!"

as claire stepped out of the carriage, her father rushed up to her, crying, "what does this mean? where have you been? what have you been doing?"

"oh," said claire coolly, raising her voice that all the curious group might hear, "i've been for a drive with cousin hildebrand. i couldn't find you to tell you i was going." and taking out her purse, she stepped forward to pay the coachman.

tinker, keeping the bag as low as he could, slipped through the group. lord crosland hurried after him, and caught him by the shoulder. "where have you really been?" he said. "what happened? where's courtnay?"

"i've been for a drive with my cousin," said tinker, looking up at him with eyes of a limpid frankness.

"ah, let's see what you've got in that bag."

"can't. it's locked," said tinker shortly.

"well, never mind. i owe you fifty pound," said lord crosland joyfully.

tinker stopped short and his face grew very bright. "do you?" he said. "i think i should like it in gold—a fiver at a time."

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