near the door the stout proprietress sat intrenched behind the cash-box in a parisian manner. she looked with practical amiability at her guests, who dined noisily and with great fire, discussing momentous problems furiously, making wide, maniacal gestures through the cigarette smoke. meanwhile the little handful of waiters ran to and fro wildly. imperious and importunate cries rang at them from all directions. "gustave! adolphe!" their faces expressed a settled despair. they answered calls, commands, oaths in a semi-distraction, fleeting among the tables as if pursued by some dodging animal. their breaths came in gasps. if they had been convict labourers they could not have surveyed their positions with countenances of more unspeakable injury. withal, they carried incredible masses of dishes and threaded their ways with skill. they served people with such speed and violence that it often resembled a personal assault. they struck two blows at a table and left there a knife and fork. then came the viands in a volley. the clatter of this business was loud and bewilderingly rapid, like the gallop of a thousand horses.

in a remote corner a band of mandolins and guitars played the long, sweeping, mad melody of a spanish waltz. it seemed to go tingling to the hearts of many of the diners. their eyes glittered with enthusiasm, with abandon, with deviltry. they swung their heads from side to side in rhythmic movement. high in air curled the smoke from the innumerable cigarettes. the long, black claret bottles were in clusters upon the tables. at an end of the hall two men with maudlin grins sang the waltz uproariously, but always a trifle belated.

an unsteady person, leaning back in his chair to murmur swift compliments to a woman at another table, suddenly sprawled out upon the floor. he scrambled to his feet, and, turning to the escort of the woman, heatedly blamed him for the accident. they exchanged a series of tense, bitter insults, which spatted back and forth between them like pellets. people arose from their chairs and stretched their necks. the musicians stood in a body, their faces turned with expressions of keen excitement toward this quarrel, but their fingers still twinkling over their instruments, sending into the middle of this turmoil the passionate, mad, spanish music. the proprietor of the place came in agitation and plunged headlong into the argument, where he thereafter appeared as a frantic creature harried to the point of insanity, for they buried him at once in long, vociferous threats, explanations, charges, every form of declamation known to their voices. the music, the noise of the galloping horses, the voices of the brawlers, gave the whole thing the quality of war.

there were two men in the café who seemed to be tranquil. hollanden carefully stacked one lump of sugar upon another in the middle of his saucer and poured cognac over them. he touched a match to the cognac and the blue and yellow flames eddied in the saucer. "i wonder what those two fools are bellowing at?" he said, turning about irritably.

"hanged if i know!" muttered hawker in reply. "this place makes me weary, anyhow. hear the blooming din!"

"what's the matter?" said hollanden. "you used to say this was the one natural, the one truly bohemian, resort in the city. you swore by it."

"well, i don't like it so much any more."

"ho!" cried hollanden, "you're getting correct—that's it exactly. you will become one of these intensely—— look, billie, the little one is going to punch him!"

"no, he isn't. they never do," said hawker morosely. "why did you bring me here to-night, hollie?"

"i? i bring you? good heavens, i came as a concession to you! what are you talking about?—hi! the little one is going to punch him, sure!"

he gave the scene his undivided attention for a moment; then he turned again: "you will become correct. i know you will. i have been watching. you are about to achieve a respectability that will make a stone saint blush for himself. what's the matter with you? you act as if you thought falling in love with a girl was a most extraordinary circumstance.—i wish they would put those people out.—of course i know that you—— there! the little one has swiped at him at last!"

after a time he resumed his oration. "of course, i know that you are not reformed in the matter of this uproar and this remarkable consumption of bad wine. it is not that. it is a fact that there are indications that some other citizen was fortunate enough to possess your napkin before you; and, moreover, you are sure that you would hate to be caught by your correct friends with any such consommé in front of you as we had to-night. you have got an eye suddenly for all kinds of gilt. you are in the way of becoming a most unbearable person.—oh, look! the little one and the proprietor are having it now.—you are in the way of becoming a most unbearable person. presently many of your friends will not be fine enough.—in heaven's name, why don't they throw him out? are you going to howl and gesticulate there all night?"

"well," said hawker, "a man would be a fool if he did like this dinner."

"certainly. but what an immaterial part in the glory of this joint is the dinner! who cares about dinner? no one comes here to eat; that's what you always claimed.—well, there, at last they are throwing him out. i hope he lands on his head.—really, you know, billie, it is such a fine thing being in love that one is sure to be detestable to the rest of the world, and that is the reason they created a proverb to the other effect. you want to look out."

"you talk like a blasted old granny!" said hawker. "haven't changed at all. this place is all right, only——"

"you are gone," interrupted hollanden in a sad voice. "it is very plain—you are gone."