landing that night was quite out of the question, for all the surf-boats had been secured, and even had we possessed a good boat of our own (which we did not) we could not have landed in this tumultuous bay as ever was. so the anchor-watch was set, and everybody else turned in to sleep the curious, uneasy sleep of the sailor just in port, after a long series of watches at sea four hours on and off. but the earliest surf-boat out in the morning came alongside, and took captain bunker ashore. his last words to the mate were to "heave short" at noon, for he would then be off with the stores, and we should weigh immediately. that was all very well for him, but by ten o'clock a howling black south-easter was blowing, and we had a full taste of the delights of algoa bay. the gale blew right into the open harbour, and by noon the scene was one of the most savage grandeur. every vessel there was plunging and straining at her moorings as if she must tear herself to pieces or uproot the steadfast anchors, while great sheets of spray often hid the labouring craft from view. our position was dangerous in the extreme. vessels anchored in algoa bay for any length of time always have a huge hawser bent to the cables, which, of course, has more elasticity than chain, and to this they ride, even in the worst weather, with comparative comfort. but we had no such device. in the first place we had no hawser fit for it, in the next we had made no preparations for such an emergency. so all that we could do was just to give her all the chain we had got on a single anchor, and stand-by to let go the other one in case of the first one carrying away. for hours we watched that tortured windlass, and listened to the horrible grind of the massive links around the iron-shod barrel thereof, wondering each moment whether the next would be the last or not. again we were spared, although better-prepared vessels than ours came to grief, piling their poor remains up among the many other relics scattered about that ravenous shore. by nightfall the wind had taken off greatly, although the old sea still kept her leaping and curtseying like a lunatic, and made our sleep a mere pretence. and we all felt sure that our reverend skipper was snugly ensconced in some red-curtained bar ashore, with a jorum of grog and a churchwarden aglow; and would be rather relieved than otherwise to know that his ship had come to grief, and thus prevented the catastrophe that was surely awaiting him on his return home. along about noon, however, he hove in sight. when he came alongside the cargo he had brought with him set all our mouths watering. there was a side of fresh beef, two carcases of mutton, and a small cartload of potatoes, cauliflowers, and onions. but of sea-stock there was hardly any. three packages comprised the whole—one of peas, one of flour, and one of lime juice. yet with an obtuseness that is even now a mystery to me, no one raised any objection. the things were just hoisted on board, the boat left, and, when the order was given to man the windlass, there was not a dissentient murmur. of course remarks were bandied about as freely as usual upon the never-failing subject of the old man's delinquencies; but that was because he stood upon the house aft, his knobbly face glowing like a port sidelight, his hands upon his hips, and his whole bearing that of a man whom a skinfull of whisky had put upon the best of terms with himself. up and down went the windlass-brakes cheerily, while bill and i hauled back the chain; but presently she gave a dive, and, when she sprang upward again, there was a sudden grind of the cable, and out flew several fathoms of it, tearing the chain-hooks from our hands, and treating us to an extremely narrow escape of following them. then there was a chorus of language from the men on the forecastle. all sorts of epithets were hurled at our unfortunate heads for our failure to hold on. but while they yet spake, she gave another curtsey, and out went some more. that was sufficient to indicate the kind of a picnic we were in for, and no time was lost in rigging a big fourfold or "luff"-tackle, which was stretched right along the deck from a stout ringbolt near the mainmast, and the forrard end hooked on to the chain. the fall was then taken to the after-capstan, and we two ordinary seamen, aided by the skipper and the two boys, hove at it continually as the chain came slowly in. as long as there was any scope of cable out, things went on all right, but as soon as we were hove short, it looked as if some damage was bound to ensue. sail was loosed, ready to get way upon her as soon as the anchor was off the ground, she all the time straining and jumping at her cable like some infuriated wild beast. at last she dipped her bows right to the level of an incoming swell, which, as it passed under her forefoot, flung her high in air. there was a rending crash, a shower of sparks, and she was free. "anchor's gone, sir!" shouted the mate, springing off the forecastle amid a chorus of "—— good job, too," from all hands. as hard as we could pelt we got the sail on her, and in a few minutes were outside the bay, the loose end of the parted cable hanging at the bows. so closed our expensive visit to port elizabeth, and before nightfall we were under all canvas, slipping down towards the cape with the favouring current and wind at a great rate, our starboard anchor still hanging over the bows. all minor discomforts were forgotten, however, in the glorious feed provided for us by the cook. while we were revelling in the good fresh mutton and vegetables, that worthy came into the forecastle, and received our congratulations with the self-satisfied air of one who feels that he has deserved well of his fellows. presently he informed us confidentially that he had received no orders as to the disposal of the provisions, and that it was therefore his fixed determination to serve them out to all hands, both forrard and aft, impartially, as long as they lasted. he kept his word right manfully. for a week, during which we hugged the land right round the cape with the anchor still outboard, we lived as we had never done since we left sydney. our gaunt faces filled up their sombre hollows, our shrunken muscles developed, and we grew skittish as young colts. then, without warning, our luxuries all ceased, and the same grim state of privation set in as before.

as i have so often experienced since, we took a steady southerly wind right off the pitch of the cape, before which we hurried homewards under every rag of sail we could muster—every hour bringing us nearer home. according to all the established rules on board ship, we should now have begun that general "redding-up" to which every homeward-bounder is subjected as soon as she gets into the south-east trades. thanks, however, to our skipper's peculiar notions of how to deal with his owners' property, we had no new ratline stuff on board wherewith to "rattle down"—as the process of fitting new rungs to the rope-ladders leading aloft is termed. we could not reeve new running-gear for the same reason, or fit new footropes, or repair the "service" where chafed out aloft. we had hardly any paint, or varnish, or tar, yet the apprentices declared that when she left home she was fully provided with such stores for a three years' voyage—as the owners were large ship-chandlers and never let their own ships go to sea meanly supplied. she had been out barely two years—very little of anything had been used—so that she was quite poverty-stricken aloft, and yet there was nothing left to make her look respectable coming home. we all had easy times, it is true; but that was not altogether a blessing, since sailorizing is generally liked by seamen, who would growl like tigers at the petty half-and-half scavenging often done on board such ships as the harrowby under a pretence of smartening ship. so restless and irritable did the men become that it was easy to see trouble at hand. only a spark was needed to kindle a big explosion. this was supplied by the unhappy cook, who burnt most scandalously the only meal we could really eat with any heartiness—our pea-soup. poor wretch!—in answer to the ferocious inquiries of the men for something to stay their gnawing stomachs with, he could only bleat feebly that he "hadn't got nothing; nothing at all to give 'em." they knew very well that this was true; but our latest recruit, sam, the ex-cook, swore he would have something to eat or he'd know the reason why. so, snatching up the steaming kid of soup, he rushed aft with it, and, in a voice broken with rage and excitement, demanded the skipper of the grinning boy at the cabin door. "tell him i'm engaged—can't see him now!" shouted the skipper from within. that was enough. in bounced sam, pale with fury, and, shoving the reeking tub of soup under the skipper's nose as he sat at the table, hissed, "w'at kinder stuff djer think thet is fer men t' eat?" leaning back as far as possible from the foul mess the skipper panted, "git out o' my cabin, yew impident scoundrel! what jer mean by darin' ter come in 'ere like thet?" splash! and over went the kid of soup on top of the skipper's head, which rose from out of that smoking yellow flood like a totally new kind of venus. the liberal anointing ran down the old man's beard and back, even unto the confines of his trouser-legs, while he spluttered, choked, and scooped at his eyes in utter bewilderment. as for sam, he stood like a statue of wrath, in full enjoyment of his revenge, until the outraged skipper recovered his voice, and screamed for help. down tumbled the mate through the after-companion, but the sight which greeted his astonished eyes fairly paralyzed him. "seize him! put him in irons!" yelled the skipper, "he's scalded me! th' infernal vagbon's scalded me!" but mr. messenger was disinclined to undertake the job single-handed—knowing, too, how likely it was that any such attempt would almost certainly bring all hands on the scene ripe for a row. therefore, sam, after unpacking his heart of a few hearty curses upon skipper and ship, made good his retreat forward to the fo'lk'sle, where his version of the encounter was received with delirious merriment. the delight shown at this summary assault upon the old man actually took the place of dinner, and, although no substitute for the spoiled soup was forthcoming, nothing more was said on the subject. when the cabin-boy came forrard that evening with his nightly budget of stories about the common enemy, he convulsed us all by his graphic details of the skipper's struggles to free himself from the clinging mess congealed about him. but there was not heard one word of pity—no, not even when harry told us that his bald head was as red as a beetroot. this affair kept all hands in quite a good humour for some days, until one evening, chips, who rarely left his lonely den, came mysteriously into the fo'lk'sle and said oracularly, "boys, we ort ter be gittin' pretty cluss ter sant elener. i don't blieve th' ole man means ter sight it at all; but if he don't we shall all be starved ter death afore we cross the line. i think we ort ter go aft in a body 'n tell him 'at we ain't er-goin' ter do another hand's turn less he goes in 'n gits some grub ter carry us home." all agreed at once, and the time for our ultimatum was fixed for the next day at noon. but i happened to be doing some trivial job on the main-royal yard next morning, and, before coming down, took, as i usually did, a long look all round the horizon. and i saw far aft on the port quarter the massive outlines of the island of st. helena, fully thirty or forty miles away. this so excited me that i could not wait to descend in the usual leisurely fashion, but, gripping the royal backstay, came sliding to the deck like a monkey. without losing a minute i rushed forrard and told my news. there was no longer delay. headed by the carpenter, all hands came aft and demanded an interview with the skipper. as soon as he appeared the option was given him of either going in to st. helena, or sailing the ship himself. he then informed us what was our exact position, and dwelt upon the length of time it would take to beat back against the strong trade blowing. old chips, however, was ready for him. he said at once, "very well, sir, why not go into ascension?" "oh, they won't let us have any stores there: it's a government dockyard, 'n they only supply men-o'-war." "that be hanged for a yarn," said chips; "w'y, i've had stores there myself only two year 'n a half ago. anyhow, cap'n, there it is: you k'n do wot yer like, but we ain't a-goin' ter starve 'n work the ship too." after a minute or two's cogitation, the old man replied wearily, "oh, very well, i'll go and draw up the happlication, an' you'll all 'ave ter sign it." artful old curmudgeon! still, we didn't care as long as we got some grub; so, when he called us aft again and read out the string of fabrications he had concocted, carefully omitting all mention of our call at algoa bay, all hands signed it as cheerfully as if it had been their account of wages.

but the look-out that was kept from that day forth, and the careful calculations of course and distance every watch, i have never seen equalled in a ship's fo'lk'sle before or since. and when at last the rugged burnt-up heap of volcanic débris appeared above the horizon right ahead, our relief was immense. our simple preparations for anchoring were soon made, and our one serviceable boat cleared for hoisting out, for, like the majority of that class of vessels, the boats were stowed and lumbered up with all sorts of incongruous rubbish, as if they were never likely to be needed; and the long-boat—upon which, in case of disaster to the ship, all our lives would depend—was so leaky and rotten, that she would not have kept afloat five minutes in a millpond. as we opened up the tiny bay, where the government buildings are clustered, we saw, fluttering from the flagstaff at the summit of a conical hill, most prosaically like a huge "ballast"-heap, a set of flags silently demanding our business. our set of signals being incomplete, we could only reply by hoisting our ensign and standing steadily in for the anchorage. but before we came within a mile of it, a trim cutter glided alongside, and a smart officer in naval uniform sprang on board. with just a touch of asperity in his tone, he inquired our business, and, upon being deferentially informed by the skipper, immediately ordered the main-yard to be laid aback while he went below to inspect the contents of our store-room. apparently his scrutiny was satisfactory, for, returning on deck, he ordered the main-yard to be filled again, and conned the ship up to the anchorage. he then re-entered his boat and sped away shoreward, while we, as soon as ever the ship had swung to her anchor, just clewed up the sails, and then made all haste to get the boat into the water. as soon as this was done, four hands and the skipper got into her and pulled for the shore; the old man's last words being, "i 'spect i shall be back in an hour."

to while away the time, pending their return, i started fishing; but i never want to get among such fish as they were again. lovely in their hues beyond belief, but with nothing else to recommend them, they tried my patience sorely. i have since learned that they were a sub-variety of chætodon, having teeth almost like a human being, but so keen and powerful that they were able to sever copper-wire. after losing most of my hooks, i at last "snooded" with a few strands of silk not twisted together. by this means i succeeded in getting half a dozen of the gorgeous creatures on deck. but their amazing colours, fearful spikiness, and leathery skin effectually frightened us from eating them, as most of us were painfully aware of the penalty for eating strange fish. the swelled and burning head, lancinating pains, and general debility afterwards, consequent upon fish-poisoning, make sailors very careful to taste none but known kinds of deep-sea fish, and any queer shape or colour among reef-fish is sufficient to bar their use as food.

at the expiration of two hours and a half our boat returned, laden to the gunwale with bags and cases, showing plainly that here, at any rate, the old man had not been permitted to exercise his own judgment as to what his requirements were likely to be. in feverish haste we got the stores on board, the skipper appearing in a high state of nervous apprehension lest the keen-eyed watchers ashore should deem him slack in leaving. indeed, the report of the boat's crew was to the effect that the skipper had been treated with very scant courtesy—not even being allowed to say how much of this, that, or the other, he would take; and, when he was leaving, being sternly admonished to lose no time in getting under way, or he would certainly find himself in trouble. such was the haste displayed all through, that, within four hours from the time of the officer's boarding us, we were off again, our head once more pointing homeward.

from that time onward, until our arrival in falmouth, we never had cause to complain of bad food. everything supplied us from the naval stores was the best of its kind—as, of course, it should be. it filled us all with respect for the way in which men-o'-war's men are fed, even without the many opportunities allowed them for exchanging the service rations for shore provisions. in consequence of this welcome change everything on board went on greased wheels. the old man effaced himself, as usual, never interfering with anybody, and, for a month, we were as quiet a ship as you would find afloat. slowly we edged our way across the belt of calms to the northward of the line, inch by inch, our efforts almost entirely confined to working the ship and making sennit. by-and-bye we came into a calm streak, where sea and sky were so much alike that it was hard to tell where one left off and the other began: weather beautiful beyond description, but intensely aggravating to men tired of the ship and the voyage, and exceedingly trying to the temper of all hands. for a week this stagnant state of things prevailed; and then, one morning, we were all interested to find another barque within a couple of miles of us. in that mysterious way in which two vessels will draw near each other in a stark calm, we got closer and closer, until at last our skipper took a notion to visit her. so the boat was got out, and we pulled alongside of her. she was the stanley sleath of london, from 'frisco to london, one hundred and sixty days out. she was an iron vessel, and never shall i forget the sight she presented as she rolled her lower strakes out of water. great limpets, some three inches across, yard-long barnacles, and dank festoons of weeds, clothed her below the water-line from stem to stern, and how she ever made any progress at all was a mystery. she smelt just like a reef at low water; and it looked as if the fish took her for something of that nature, for she was accompanied by a perfect host of them, of all shapes and sizes, so that she rolled as if in some huge aquarium. she certainly presented a splendid field for the study of marine natural history. none of us went on board but the skipper; but some of the watch below leaned over the rail as we swung alongside and told us a pitiful story. through somebody's negligence the lid of their only water-tank had been left off, with the result that some rats had got in and been drowned. this had tainted all the water so vilely that no one save a sailor burning with thirst could drink it, and nothing would disguise that rotting flavour. the captain had his young wife on board, and she had been made so ill that she was delirious, her one cry being for "a drink of water." and no one seemed to have had sufficient gumption to rig up a small condenser! it hardly seemed credible, had it not been that similar cases were well known to most of us. we had plenty of good water, and our skipper sent us back on board with orders to the mate to fill a two-hundred-gallon cask, bung it up tight, and lower it overboard. we were then to tow it back to the stanley sleath. as a cask or tank of fresh water floats easily in the sea, this was not a difficult task, nor were we long in executing it. it was the best deal made by our old man for many a long day, for he got in exchange a fat sow, weighing about fifteen stone, two gallons of rum, and a case of sugar. followed by the fervent thanks of her anxious commander, we rowed away from the stanley sleath, our approach to our own vessel again being heralded by the frantic squeals of our prize, who lay under the thwarts, her feet securely bound but her voice in splendid working order. that evening a breeze sprang up, and, slow as we were, we soon left our late consort hull down. thenceforward for nearly a fortnight we saw nothing of our teetotal skipper. the rum had been given us in lime-juice bottles, packed in the original case, so that nobody knew but what a case of lime-juice had come on board. and yet, as we had an abundance of lime-juice, we wondered why the skipper had not chosen something else in payment for the water. the cabin-boy, as usual, got the first inkling of the mystery. somehow he was a prime favourite with the old man, who, i suppose, turned to harry in his loneliness and made something of a pet of him, getting, in return, all his little weaknesses reported verbatim to the fellows forrard every evening. going to call the captain to supper on the same evening we visited the other ship, the boy noticed an overpowering smell of rum, and, upon tapping at the state-room door, he heard a thick voice murmur, "'mnor vry well shevenin'; shlay down bit." that was enough for harry. peeping in, he saw the skipper lolling on his chest, a big black bottle wedged securely down by his side, and a glass in his hand. from that spell of drink he did not emerge until the last of the bottles was emptied.