to return and take up the ordinary routine of reporting after these crystal days of beauty and romance was anything but satisfactory. gone was the white city with its towers and pinnacles and the wide blue wash of lake at its feet. after the fair and the greater city, st. louis seemed prosaic indeed. still, i argued, i was getting along here better than i had in chicago. when i went down to the office i found wandell poring as usual over current papers. he was always scribbling and snipping, like a little old leathery punch, in his mussy office. the mere sight of him made me wish that i were through with the newspaper business forever: it brought back all the regularity of the old days. when should i get out of it? i now began to ask myself for the first time. what was my real calling in life? should i ever again have my evenings to myself? when should i be able to idle and dawdle as i had seen other people doing? i did not then realize how few the leisure class really comprises; i was always taking the evidence of one or two passing before my gaze as indicating a vast company. i was one of the unfortunates who were shut out; i was one whose life was to be a wretched tragedy for want of means to enjoy it now when i had youth and health!

“well, did you have a good time?” asked wandell.

“yes,” i replied dolefully. “that’s a great show up there. it’s beautiful.”

“any of the girls fall in love with you?” he croaked good-humoredly.

“oh, it wasn’t as bad as that.”

“well, i suppose you’re ready to settle down now to hard work. i’ve got a lot of things here for you to do.”

i cannot say that i was cheered by this. it was hard to have to settle down to ordinary reporting after all these recent glories. it seemed to me as though an idyllic chapter of my life had been closed forever. thereafter, i undertook one interesting assignment and another but without further developing my education as to the workings of life. i was beginning to tire of reporting, and one more murder or political or social mystery aided me in no way.

i recall, however, taking on a strange murder mystery over in illinois which kept me stationed in a small countyseat for days, and all the time there was nothing save a sense of hard work about it all. again, there was a train robbery that took me into the heart of a rural region where were nothing but farmers and small towns. again there was a change of train service which permitted the distribution of st. louis newspapers earlier than the chicago papers in territory which was somehow disputed between them and because of which i was called upon to make a trip between midnight and dawn, riding for hours in the mailcar, and then describing fully this supposedly wonderful special newspaper service which was to make all the inhabitants of this region wiser, kinder, richer because they could get the st. louis papers before they could those of chicago! i really did not think much of it, although i was congratulated upon having penned a fine picture.

one thing really did interest me: a famous mindreader having come to town and wishing to advertise his skill, he requested the republic to appoint a man or a committee to ride with him in a carriage through the crowded downtown streets while he, blindfolded but driving, followed the directing thoughts of the man who should sit on the seat beside him. i was ordered to get up this committee, which i did—dick, peter, rodenberger and myself were my final choice, i sitting on the front seat and doing the thinking while the mindreader raced in and out between cars and wagons, turning sharp corners, escaping huge trucks by a hair only, to wind up finally at dick’s door, dash up the one flight of stairs and into the room (the door being left open for this), and then climb up on a chair placed next to a wardrobe and, as per my thought, all decided on beforehand, take down that peculiar head of alley sloper and hand it to me.

now this thing, when actually worked out under my very eyes and with myself doing the thinking, astounded me and caused me to ponder the mysteries of life more than ever. how could another man read my mind like that? what was it that perceived and interpreted my thoughts? it gave me an immense kick mentally, one that stays by me to this day, and set me off eventually on the matters of psychology and chemic mysteries generally. when this was written up as true, as it was, it made a splendid story and attracted a great deal of attention. once and for all, it cleared up my thoughts as to the power of mind over so-called matter and caused this “committee” to enter upon experiments of its own with hypnotists, spiritualists and the like, until we were fairly well satisfied as to the import of these things. i myself stood on the stomach of a thin hypnotized boy of not more than seventeen years of age, while his head was placed on one chair, his feet on another and no brace of any kind was put under his body. yet his stomach held me up. but, having established the truth of such things for ourselves, we found no method of doing anything with our knowledge. it was practically useless in this region, and decidedly taboo.

another individual who interested me quite as might a book or story was a spiritualist, a fat, sluglike irish type, who came to town about this time and proved to be immensely successful in getting up large meetings, entrance to which he charged. soon there were ugly rumors as to the orgiastic character of his séances, especially at his home where he advertised to receive interested spiritualists in private. one day my noble and nosy city editor set me to the task of ferreting out all this, with the intention of sicking the moralists on the gentleman and so driving him out of town. was it because mr. wandell, interested in morals or at least responding to the local sentiment for a moral city, considered this man a real menace to st. louis and so wished to be rid of him? not at all. mr. wandell cared no more for mr. mooney or the public or its subsurface morals than he cared for the politics of beluchistan. in the heart of st. louis at this very time, in chestnut street, was a large district devoted to just such orgies as this stranger was supposed to be perpetrating; but this area was never in the public eye, and you could not, for your life, put it there. the public apparently did not want it attacked, or if it did there were forces sufficiently powerful to keep it from obtaining its wishes. the police were supposed to extract regular payments from one and all in this area, as rodenberger, in the little paper he ran, frequently charged, but this paper had no weight. the most amazing social complications occasionally led directly to one or another of these houses, as i myself had seen, but no comment was ever made on the peculiarity of the area as a whole or its persistence in the face of so much moral sentiment. the vice crusaders never troubled it, neither did the papers or the churches or anybody else. but when it came to mr. mooney—well, here was an individual who could be easily and safely attacked, and so—

mr. mooney had a large following and many defenders whose animosity or gullibility led them to look upon him as a personage of great import. he was unquestionably a shrewd and able manipulator, one of the finest quacks i ever saw. he would race up and down among the members of his large audience in his spiritualistic “church meetings,” his fat waxy eyelids closed, his immense white shirt-front shining, his dress coattails flying like those of a bustling butler or head-waiter, the while he exclaimed: “is there any one here by the name of peter? is there any one here by the name of augusta? there is an old white-bearded man here who says he has something to say to augusta. and peter—peter, your sister says not to marry, that everything now troubling you will soon come out all right.”

he would open these meetings with spiritual invocations of one kind and another and pretend the profoundest religiosity and spirituality when as a matter of fact he was a faker of the most brazen stamp. as wandell afterward showed me by clippings and police reports from other cities, he had been driven from one city to another, cities usually very far apart so that the news of his troubles might not spread too quickly. his last resting-place had been norfolk, virginia, and before that he had been in such widely scattered spots as liverpool, san francisco, sydney, new south wales. always he had been immensely successful, drawing large crowds, taking up collections and doing a private séance business which must have netted him a tidy sum. indeed in private life, as i soon found, he was a gourmet, a sybarite and a riant amorist, laughing in his sleeve at all his touts and followers.

for some time i was unable to gather any evidence that would convict him of anything in a direct way. once he found the republic to be unfavorable, he became pugnacious and threatened to assault me if i ever came near him or his place or attempted to write up anything about him which was not true! on the other hand, wandell, being equally determined to catch him, insisted upon my following him up and exposing him. my task was not easy. i was compelled to hang about his meetings, trying to find some one who would tell me something definite against him.

going to his rooms one day when he was absent, i managed to meet his landlady who, when i told her that i was from the republic and wanted to know something about mr. mooney’s visitors, his private conduct and so forth, asked me to come in. at once i sensed something definite and important, for i had been there before and had been turned away by this same woman. but today, for some reason she escorted me very secretly to a room on the second floor where she closed and locked the door and then began a long story concerning the peculiar relations which existed between mr. mooney and some of his male and female disciples, especially the female ones. she finally admitted that she had been watching mr. mooney’s rooms through a keyhole. for weeks past there had been various visitors whose comings and goings had meant little to her until they became “so regular,” as she said, and mr. mooney so particularly engaged with them. then, since mr. mooney’s fame had been spreading and the republic had begun to attack him, she had become most watchful and now, as she told me, he was “carrying on” most shamefully with one and another of his visitors, male and female. just what these relations were she at first refused to state, but when i pointed out to her that unless she could furnish me with other and more convincing proof than her mere word or charge it would all be of small value, she unbent sufficiently to fix on one particular woman, whose card and a note addressed to mr. mooney she had evidently purloined from his room. these she produced and turned over to me with a rousing description of the nature of the visits.

armed with the card and note, i immediately proceeded to the west end where i soon found the house of the lady, determined to see whether she would admit this soft impeachment, whether i could make her admit it. i was a little uncertain then as to how i was to go about it. suppose i should run into the lady’s husband, i thought, or suppose they should come down together when i sent in my card? or suppose that i charged her with what i knew and she called some one to her aid and had me thrown out or beaten up? nevertheless i went nervously up the steps and rang the bell, whereupon a footman opened the door.

“who is it you wish to see?”

i told him.

“have you an appointment with her?”

“no, but i’m from the republic, and you tell her that it is very important for her to see me. we have an article about her and a certain mr. mooney which we propose to print in the morning, and i think she will want to see me about it.” i stared at him with a great deal of effrontery. he finally closed the door, leaving me outside, but soon returned and said: “you may come in.”

i walked into a large, heavily furnished reception-room, representing the best western taste of the time, in which i nosed about thinking how fine it all was and wondering how i was to proceed about all this once she appeared. suppose she proved to be a fierce and contentious soul well able to hold her own, or suppose there was some mistake about this letter or the statement of the landlady! as i was walking up and down, quite troubled as to just what i should say, i heard the rustle of silk skirts. i turned just as a vigorous and well-dressed woman of thirty-odd swept into the room. she was rather smart, bronze-haired, pink-fleshed, not in the least nervous or disturbed.

“you wish to see me?”

“yes, ma’am.”

“about what, please?”

“i am from the republic,” i began. “we have a rather startling story about you and mr. mooney. it appears that his place has been watched and that you——”

“a story about me?” she interrupted with an air of hauteur, seeming to have no idea of what i was driving at. “and about a mr. who? mooney, you say? what kind of a story is it? why do you come to me about it? why, i don’t even know the man!”

“oh, but i think you do,” i replied, thinking of the letter and card in my pocket. “as a matter of fact, i know that you do. at the office right now we have a card and a letter of yours to mr. mooney, which the republic proposes to publish along with some other matter unless some satisfactory explanation as to why it should not be printed can be made. we are conducting a campaign against mr. mooney, as you probably know.”

i have often thought of this scene as a fine illustration of the crass, rough force of life, its queer non-moral tangles, bluster, bluff, lies, make-believe. beginning by accusing me of attempted blackmail, and adding that she would inform her husband and that i must leave the house at once or be thrown out, she glared until i replied that i would leave but that i had her letter to mr. mooney, that there were witnesses who would testify as to what had happened between her and mr. mooney and that unless she proceeded to see my city editor at once the whole thing would be written up for the next day’s paper. then of a sudden she collapsed. her face blanched, her body trembled, and she, a healthy, vigorous woman, dropped to her knees before me, seized my hands and coat and began pleading with me in an agonized voice.

“but you wouldn’t do that! my husband! my home! my social position! my children! my god, you wouldn’t have me driven out of my own home! if he came here now! oh, my god, tell me what i am to do! tell me that you won’t do anything—that the republic won’t! i’ll give you anything you want. oh, you couldn’t be so heartless! maybe i have done wrong—but think of what will happen to me if you do this!”

i stared at her in amazement. never had i been the center of such an astonishing scene. on the instant i felt a mingled sense of triumph and extreme pity. thoughts as to whether i should tell the republic what i knew, whether if i did it would have the cruelty to expose this woman, whether she would or could be made to pay blackmail by any one raced through my mind. i was sorry and yet amused. always this thought of blackmail, of which i heard considerable in newspaper work but of which i never had any proof, troubled me. if i exposed her, what then? would wandell hound her? if i did not would he discover that i was suppressing the news and so discharge me? pity for her was plainly mingled with a sense of having achieved another newspaper beat. now, assuredly, the republic could make this erratic individual move on. to her i proceeded to make plain that i personally was helpless, a mere reporter who of himself could do nothing. if she wished she could see mr. wandell, who could help her if he chose, and i gave her his home address, knowing that he would not be at his office at this time of day, but hoping to see him myself before she did. weeping and moaning, she raced upstairs, leaving me to make my way out as best i might. once out i meditated on this effrontery and the hard, cold work i was capable of doing. surely this was a dreadful thing to have done. had i the right? was it fair? suppose i had been the victim? still i congratulated myself upon having done a very clever piece of work for which i should be highly complimented.

the lady must have proceeded at once to my city editor for when i returned to the office he was there; he called me to him at once.

“great god! what have you been doing now? of all men i have ever known, you can get me into more trouble in a half-hour than any other man could in a year! here i was, sitting peacefully at home, and up comes my wife telling me there’s a weeping woman in the parlor who had just driven up to see me. down i go and she grabs my hands, falls on her knees and begins telling me about some letters we have, that her life will be ruined if we publish them. do you want to get me sued for divorce?” he went on, cackling and chortling in his impish way. “what the hell are those letters, anyhow? where are they? what’s this story you’ve dug up now? who is this woman? you’re the damnedest man i ever saw!” and he cackled some more. i handed over the letter and he proceeded to look it over with considerable gusto. as i could see, he was pleased beyond measure.

i told my story, and he was intensely interested but seemed to meditate on its character for some time. what happened after that between him and the woman i was never able to make out. but one thing is sure: the story was never published, not this incident. an hour or two later, seeing me enter the office after my dinner, he called me in and began:

“you leave this with me now and drop the story for the present. there are other ways to get mooney,” and sure enough, in a few days mr. mooney suddenly left town. it was a curious procedure to me, but at least mr. mooney was soon gone—and——

but figure it out for yourself.